For those of us living in So Cal... What's the name of the brewery?!?!I have a true story.
About 3 years ago I was living in So. OC, and one of my riding buddies who masters DVDs used to flow me some porn. Anyhow, one night some friends call me up and invite me out for a drink at the local brewery. I show and start reading a menu, couple of minutes go by and the waitress taps me on the shoulder and asks me what I'll have. I turn around and immediately I'm like, "i'll have an uuuhhhh, an uhhhh, i'll take a uuuhhhh, can I have a beer?' apparently she immediately knew that I recognized her, but I couldn't remember where I knew her from, so I spend the next 20 minutes staring at her and trying to remember where I had met her, Did we go to school together, did we go on one date, blah blah blah? This whole time she starts getting really cold towards me while I'm trying to engage her in conversation so I could try to find out where I knew her, I guess she thought I was trying to pick her up. Anyhow, after several minutes, she bends over to pick something up and BOOM, the mark of the slut tattoo on her back gives it away, now i remember where i know her from....
Hey, I lost many man seeds to you.
I moved away from the OC shortly after that, but I've been into that brewery several times since then and I think about 1/2 their staff are ex porn stars, and I think the place is owned by tito ortiz and jenna jameson because I used to see him in there all the time. Funny stuff, huh?
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Yeah, okay, he beats you by a long shot.
Thanks for the laughs, made for an easy morning of work.
Thanks for the laughs, made for an easy morning of work.
Hahahahaha
it starts with an A and ends with an liso Viejo. too bad their beers suck, but maybe so do the waitresses?
I'm telling your wife... unless you let me join ya there!
WTF man - The dude asks for the hookup on pornstars serving beers and you start speaking in code??? Sweet jeebus.lthumbsdown:
Gots ta keep the hookupz fo myself, don't need no fools tryin to step to my actzion.
Besides, who wants this guy after you for messin with the help?
