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My Neighbors Wife is a Prostitute

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  1. stinkyboy

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    So I run into my neighbors wife last night and somehow during the light prattle she tells me she's a prostitute. :disgust1:

    She then tells me that I shouldn't bring it up with hubby because he would get angry even though he's the one that got her into it after he lost his job. :twitch:

    She says it's not bad and the money's pretty good. :shocked:

    Does this exclude me from the neighborly duty of waving or saying hi to these people? :plthumbsdown:
     
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  2. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    How much does it cost?
     
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    She's pretty short and has a limp, so rates were not discussed.
     
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    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Arpil fools was like 4 days ago stinkyboy.
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Might be the best post of the day !!!!!

    What the hell kind of hood do you live in?
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Sounds stupid, but it's true and a bit creepy how she just threw it out there like I was gonna save her some travel time...
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Nice hood in Downtown/Central Phoenix.
     
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    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    That's a logical progression:
    Lose job.
    Pimp wife.




    Yeah, yeah, I know...
    Profit.
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Isn't that an oxymoron?
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You could barter services. Like offer to mow her lawn for a BJ.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Careful - lots of meth around there, right? These leads to tooth decay, which leads to some jagged teeth on your member.

    Unless she's been a meth head for years, in which case there are no teeth to get in the way at all.
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    BTW - I was up all night makin drums, my typing and grammar sucks today.
     
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    I was looking forward to some of your artfully crafted sentences.

    :think:
     
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    Where do you think his avatar came from...
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    One of my neighbors in chicago was a whore. We got to listen to her turn tricks at all hours and then listen to her boyfriend beat the crap out of her once the john left.
     
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    stinkyboy, PM Drunken_Ninja for some solid Dr. Phil advice.
     
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    Since she didn't want you tell her husband you know, blackmail her.
     
  26. luelling

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    Sounds like a quality job/relationship
     
  27. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    That's exactly the kind of situation I was looking to create in my life. Everything would prolly work out for the best.

    Hey, we have a Homer smilie! :homer:
     
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    Let's see you have a drinking problem, been married a million times, and probably have some sort of STD, how much worse could it get?
     
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    Can't wait for the "OMG I just did something disgusting" thread in a couple of weeks.
     
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    well, the fact that her husband's a cop who was suspended without pay for a year for excessive use of force...
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I found her ad on Craigslist, but it's NSFW and the mods would kill me...

    :shocked:
     
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    Don't bash Central Phoenix! Better than living in ant farm suburbia where all the houses are stucco brown and abide by some bull**** HOA!
     
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    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    What a wonderful thread. Stinky is brightening my day.
     
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    haha, I could use a laugh, how about a pm?
     
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    PM sent.

    Bigdoughut can verify this story.
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Sad but true.
     
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    Sad? Stink's going to be able to blackmail a hooker for favors. That's not sad.. that super awesome. He might even be able to kill her and get away with it.
     
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    PM me, I need a warm ham wallet from Phoenix to satiate my dude piston.