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My Neighbors Wife is a Prostitute

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
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So I run into my neighbors wife last night and somehow during the light prattle she tells me she's a prostitute. :disgust1:

She then tells me that I shouldn't bring it up with hubby because he would get angry even though he's the one that got her into it after he lost his job. :twitch:

She says it's not bad and the money's pretty good. :shocked:

Does this exclude me from the neighborly duty of waving or saying hi to these people? :plthumbsdown:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Careful - lots of meth around there, right? These leads to tooth decay, which leads to some jagged teeth on your member.

Unless she's been a meth head for years, in which case there are no teeth to get in the way at all.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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BTW - I was up all night makin drums, my typing and grammar sucks today.
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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One of my neighbors in chicago was a whore. We got to listen to her turn tricks at all hours and then listen to her boyfriend beat the crap out of her once the john left.
 
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luelling

Guest
One of my neighbors in chicago was a whore. We got to listen to her turn tricks at all hours and then listen to her boyfriend beat the crap out of her once the john left.
Sounds like a quality job/relationship
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
Let's see you have a drinking problem, been married a million times, and probably have some sort of STD, how much worse could it get?
well, the fact that her husband's a cop who was suspended without pay for a year for excessive use of force...
 

bigdonut

Chimp
Mar 10, 2005
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PHX
Don't bash Central Phoenix! Better than living in ant farm suburbia where all the houses are stucco brown and abide by some bull**** HOA!