[stinkyboy]

Bigdoughnut: "What happened to her leg?"

 

[Ciaran]

I found her ad on Craigslist, but it's NSFW and the mods would kill me...

That's what PM's are for!!!!!

 

[-BB-]

Is this her?

 

[stinkyboy]

He might even be able to kill her and get away with it.

H8R seem to have good luck in this area, so I've ruled nothing out.

 

[Ciaran]

Don't bash Central Phoenix! Better than living in ant farm suburbia where all the houses are stucco brown and abide by some bull**** HOA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Snif... stop... I can't breath!

Sorry bud, no HOA here, no stucco brown, and I have a large enough yard for a pump track. While I may not love So Cal it's a hell of alot better than Phoenix,. unless you like 100+ degree heat. Of course I don't have a prostitute living next door, so that's a big minus...

 

[stinkyboy]

Check your PMs.

I get a 10% finders fee!

 

[bigdonut]

Bigdoughnut: "What happened to her leg?"

Ur not right!

 

[blue]

PM me, I need a warm ham wallet from Phoenix to satiate my dude piston.

Oh god...saw the posting...um...definently some form of amphetamine going on there...

 

[DRB]

H8R seem to have good luck in this area, so I've ruled nothing out.

You two would make a great whore killing duo.

 

[DHS]

yea, can we atleast have a photo of this women?

 

[Mr.Robot]

I say people post SFW snippits of the article they think it is, and it can turn into a game...

 

[stinkyboy]

You two would make a great whore killing duo.

I prolly need more black T-shirts though.

 

[bigdonut]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Snif... stop... I can't breath!

Whatever jackass

 

[Ciaran]

Whatever jackass

Sorry, didn't mean to make you cry. Sniff.... Don't get your panties in a wad. I am just kidding. You know... joking around!?!?! Sheesh!

Exhibit Number 1 in the "Phoenix Sux Trial"...

I present Stinkyboys hooker...

 

[SkaredShtles]

You two would make a great whore killing duo.

 

[BadDNA]

I'd hit it.

 

[blue]

I'd hit it.

Dude, she practically has herpes and the clap written on her forehead...

 

[Ciaran]

I'd hit it.

 

[stinkyboy]

It's like you want me to keep posting the photo of you in pink spandex...

 

[Mr.Robot]

There shall be a RM flag attack.

 

[DRB]

There shall be a RM flag attack.

What the hell?

 

[jimmydean]

Check your PMs.

I get a 10% finders fee!

How would I share 10% of an STD?

 

[stinkyboy]

How would I share 10% of an STD?

Bring a cottonball along.

 

[Westy]

PM me, I need a warm ham wallet from Phoenix to satiate my dude piston.

But you couldn't actually get there unless you got some sort of trailer to haul your special gasoline.

 

[Mr.Robot]

What the hell?

haha, flag her post, so it gets taken down. Stinky will then report the number of "clients" decreasing...

 

[Ciaran]

It's like you want me to keep posting the photo of you in pink spandex...

 

[SloMoJo]

You know this already Stinks .. but I 'll say it.

That one's poison ... stay clear buddy ... that's a no win situation.
Wolf in sheep's clothes ... many a man ruined on that bad fruit.

And on a less serious note .... can she read a map?

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[DRB]

I hate websense.

 

[blue]

There shall be a RM flag attack.

And what banned moron is gracing us with their presence today?

 

[I Are Baboon]

And what banned moron is gracing us with their presence today?

Was gracing us.

 

[S.K.C.]

So I run into my neighbors wife last night and somehow during the light prattle she tells me she's a prostitute.

She then tells me that I shouldn't bring it up with hubby because he would get angry even though he's the one that got her into it after he lost his job.

She says it's not bad and the money's pretty good.

Does this exclude me from the neighborly duty of waving or saying hi to these people? lthumbsdown:

Dude...

You need to move.

 

[N8 v2.0]

I found her ad on Craigslist, but it's NSFW and the mods would kill me...

she's not preggers is she..???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_fe_st/pregnant_prostitute;_ylt=Au5Lv0AphzlWtUW8w79SDm0Z.3QA

 

[DRB]

she's not preggers is she..???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_fe_st/pregnant_prostitute;_ylt=Au5Lv0AphzlWtUW8w79SDm0Z.3QA

Whoa Stink... killing a pregnant whore is way hardcore.

 

[stinkyboy]

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

 

[Westy]

Whoa Stink... killing a pregnant whore is way hardcore.

Exactly why you kidnap them until they have the child then raise the kid in the basement.

 

[H8R]

Exactly why you kidnap them until they have the child then raise the kid in the basement.

...for food.

Whore baby kebabs.

 

[Westy]

...for food.

Whore baby kebabs.

Whore child meat tends to be stringy from the constant poking. You are better off training it to go steal better meat from playgrounds and malls.

 

[DRB]

...for food.

Whore baby kebabs.

Whore child meat tends to be stringy from the constant poking. You are better off training it to go steal better meat from playgrounds and malls.

I'm not sure which is funnier. Being back to back it's hard to say which one I'm laughing at more.

 

[Westy]

I'm not sure which is funnier. Being back to back it's hard to say which one I'm laughing at more.

Either way we may have reached a new low.