[SloMoJo]

Oh no dude ... stealing and eating whore babies is super sleazy .... I don't approve!

 

[H8R]

Whore child meat tends to be stringy from the constant poking. You are better off training it to go steal better meat from playgrounds and malls.

You dumbfvck, you raise some for food and some for sport. You only smash up the food right before you chop it to make it tender.

I'd never eat one of the sport babies. Not after what I feed em. (or inject them with)

 

[stinkyboy]

Either way we may have reached a new low.

Still going...

 

[LordOpie]

Why raise a whore baby when you can just buy one at Whore Foods?

 

[H8R]

I'd never eat one of the sport babies. Not after what I feed em. (or inject them with)

"Come here whore baby, time for your candy!"

 

[DRB]

"Come here whore baby, time for your candy!"

Post of the week.

 

[DRB]

You dumbfvck, you raise some for food and some for sport. You only smash up the food right before you chop it to make it tender.

I'd never eat one of the sport babies. Not after what I feed em. (or inject them with)

You do have to be careful about feeding food whore babies to sport whore babies. Once they get the taste, you ended up having to eat food whore babies with excessive bite marks.

 

[narlus]

Post of the week.

holy crap! i'm dying here!

 

[Westy]

You do have to be careful about feeding food whore babies to sport whore babies. Once they get the taste, you ended up having to eat food whore babies with excessive bite marks.

Not to mention the chance of spreading and getting Mad Whore Baby Disease. Those prions are nasty.

 

[H8R]

You do have to be careful about feeding food whore babies to sport whore babies. Once they get the taste, you ended up having to eat food whore babies with excessive bite marks.

I keep them in different pens/holes.

Right now most of my sporties are buried up to the neck. (golf practice)

 

[eaterofdog]

That's a damn shame some asshat is pimping out his cute little crippled wife. I realize she must be crazy, but still...

 

[SkaredShtles]

I think I'm going to declare this an honorary Friday. Everybody gets tomorrow off!

 

[maxyedor]

Stink, or somebody, PM me the link to the CL add. I did a quick search but can't find it.

 

[Konabumm]

Ding Ding - We have a WINNER - Best THREAD OF THE DAY!!!!

 

[vtjim]

I think the mods should just let this one slide and let us have the NSFW link

 

[Konabumm]

And what banned moron is gracing us with their presence today?

Fvcking FUNNY - where is the damn approval button

 

[stinkyboy]

Everybody wants some good whore viewin!

 

[DRB]

Everybody wants some good whore viewin!

viewin? Killin' is what you meant.

 

[stinkyboy]

viewin? Killin' is what you meant.

Ya can't rightly do it with your eyes closed!

 

[H8R]

I kill whores with my eyes sewn open.

 

[maxyedor]

"Little pixy porker"

 

[Westy]

Oh no dude ... stealing and eating whore babies is super sleazy .... I don't approve!

Your are correct, honest people pay for the children they eat.

 

[DRB]

Your are correct, honest people pay for the children they eat.

Nothing says integrity better.

 

[H8R]

So...is it ok to eat babies that have been have partially eaten by dogs if they are properly dried and salted? Looks like dogs got into the "food" pen. (I think they humped them too)

 

[H8R]

BTW -

If you are an old RM member, please give a warm welcome to all RM noobs and then send them to this thread.

 

[BigMike]

You all are some sick sick SICK puppies!






I LOVE IT!

(and I want the link!)

 

[moff_quigley]

 

[H8R]

I hate it how crack babies give me gas. They're nice and spicy but they just don't agree with me.

 

[Westy]

So...is it ok to eat babies that have been have partially eaten by dogs if they are properly dried and salted? Looks like dogs got into the "food" pen. (I think they humped them too)

I'm not a fan of whore baby jerky but any cooking process should kill the dog germs.

 

[Westy]

I hate it how crack babies give me gas. They're nice and spicy but they just don't agree with me.

Heroin babies are great hangover cures.

 

[BadDNA]

Heroin babies are great hangover cures.

Yeah, but then there's the whole addiction thing to deal with. I prefer hash babies.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

So...is it ok to eat babies that have been have partially eaten by dogs if they are properly dried and salted? Looks like dogs got into the "food" pen. (I think they humped them too)

You get to drying and salting my dogs and I'll sic my half eaten whore baby zombies on you.

 

[Westy]

You get to drying and salting my dogs and I'll sic my half eaten whore baby zombies on you.

Eating dogs? That is horrible, how could you even talk about such a thing.

 

[H8R]

Eating dogs? That is horrible, how could you even talk about such a thing.

Dogs?! Who'd eat a dog!!?? That's just awful!

 

[stinkyboy]

Uh oh, looks like a sportie got out.

 

[H8R]

Uh oh, looks like a sportie got out.

Hmm.

Not one of mine, there's no battery clamp marks on it.

 

[surfinguru]

Holy sh*t! I think I found her!

 

[DRB]

So...is it ok to eat babies that have been have partially eaten by dogs if they are properly dried and salted? Looks like dogs got into the "food" pen. (I think they humped them too)

Which kinda babies? food whore babies or sports whore babies. The sports whore babies are much better dried and salted so I'd say yes. food whore babies make mushy jerky which kinda sucks. So with the food whore babies just grind them up and feed them to the dogs and put 'em the pens with the sports whore babies and see what happens.

As for crack babies... again I think the plain variety are just that sorta plain. But the crack whore babies have a much nuttier flavor from the multiple stds and penicillin they got from good 'ole mom.

 

[DRB]

Eating dogs? That is horrible, how could you even talk about such a thing.

Dogs?! Who'd eat a dog!!?? That's just awful!

Man you two are just too close minded. Think about puppies raised like veal on milk of your whore babies momma kidnap prisoner.

As Alton Brown says "That's good eats."

 

[H8R]

Man you two are just too close minded. Think about puppies raised like veal on milk of your whore babies momma kidnap prisoner.

As Alton Brown says "That's good eats."

Look, I'll torture and eat babies all day, but a dog? I don't care what you feed it, dogs are off limits.

I mean, I will beat a baby until it is a little bloated black bag of skin and pain. I will roll it in glass and pee on it. No way am I eating a dog though.


Unless ...it's dipped in bbq sauce and stuffed into a roasted baby.