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My Neighbors Wife is a Prostitute

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,830
8,423
Nowhere Man!
I am partial to salt and pepper crack whore babies. I am so glad I can finally get them here now. However they are much better in Detroit.
 

Squeaver

Monkey
Mar 1, 2006
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Sanford, NC
Dude, I have to see this link. I agree the mods should let this one slide for sure. I mean, could this thread go any further into the gutter???
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
15
So Cal
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have gone golfing! I missed all this!. :p

from Phoenix crack whores to Haute L'enfant Cuisine. Now that's variety!
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I only hang with chicks that have unresolved issues with their parents and anger management problems.
Wait...you hang out with my ex?


(yes, that is an upside down cross on her forehead...)
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
at least she is on Tyvek!
To make sure you capture all the blood, putting plastic under the tyvek is always smart.


I think I can be the one to help. Even though she put all of my clothes in a pile and poured a bottle of wine over them, I think we can work things out. I love you so much honey!
Well at least she didn't catch them on fire. I mean that something isn't it. I'd their might still be a chance.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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35
:rofl:

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She had a website called satanzbabe.com


:disgust1:

After we divorced she became a black metal whore. Then she started smoking speed and working at massage parlors.

Then I took custody of our kid and she disappeared.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Shoot...

Now this will turn into a "My Ex Wife Was A Prostitute" thread...
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,401
20,189
Sleazattle
She had a website called satanzbabe.com


:disgust1:

After we divorced she became a black metal whore. Then she started smoking speed and working at massage parlors.

Then I took custody of our kid and she disappeared.
Know what your first warning sign should have been? She married you.