[Rip]

Best thread ever?

 

[BigMike]

just ask her if she wants the grass cut.

I'm glad someone else isn't getting it at home and knows the lingo. phew!

 

[BigMike]

Best thread ever?

quite possibly

 

[JohnE]

Someone save me the trouble, where there any pics and if so, where are they?
(Unless she is a hamhock eating wildebeast...)

 

[Serial Midget]

Best thread ever?

Well there was the one about the Cajun style whore babies... unless you've reconsidered?

 

[jebfour]

Best thread ever?

Tough to argue.....

Whore neighbors and whiskey are the weekends that dreams are made of....















or maybe not

 

[offsprung]

She's pretty short and has a limp, so rates were not discussed.

can't limp if she's on her back

 

[SVPPB]

When I stop in PHX on my way to Tahoe next month you wanna introduce me? I'll take pics, it'll be great

 

[Rip]

Well there was the one about the Cajun style whore babies... unless you've reconsidered?

mmmm... cajun style whore babies...mmmmmmmmm...

 

[SVPPB]

Wait, where are these cajun whore kiddies?

 

[DRB]

Wait, where are these cajun whore kiddies?

H8R's basement

 

[Westy]

Had to hand out some rep for this thread.

 

[zahgurim]

Has Stinky hit it yet?

 

[H8R]

H8R's basement

[jedi]I don't have a basement. I have never kept babies. I have no idea what you are talking about....[/jedi]

 

[ultraNoob]

I think we need a "yea/nea" update from stinky if he's been a good neighbor.

Oh BTW... PM me her Addy, short and limpy prostitues are kinky

 

[binary visions]

DaveW +rep'd me from my first post in this thread, so I thought I'd bring it back from the graveyard

 

[stinkyboy]

And you're not hinting at a graduation present?

 

[jdcamb]

Like if our neighbors were prostitutes we would all be trying to get a freebie now and then...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Like if our neighbors were prostitutes we would all be trying to get a freebie now and then...

How would you phrase that to the neighbor ?

 

[JohnE]

I have a neighbor who was in porn, and is completely off her nut...
She has made no secret of it either. Her husband is not exactly what you would call proud of it...

(Google Tabitha Banks if you sickos are curious. But you will regret it.)

 

[stinkyboy]

She seems nice.

Just reread the thread.

Thanks BV!

 

[sanjuro]

 

[gonefirefightin]

I had a woman that I hired on a fire crew, she was a crazy broad and there was something about her that freaked me out.......come to find out she was in a video (on the DVD cover no less) taking it from a shetlin pony.

 

[worship_mud]

you have videos in which your co-workers get f*cked by shetland-ponies???????
holy jeebus.....

 

[JohnE]

Dang...that beats my freaky neighbor! I guess I shouldnt post my video of last 4th of Julys block party!

(And yeah, thats her...only you miss the bad tatts and psycho behavior. And she dyed her hair a really gnarly, goth nasty black)

 

[worship_mud]

I guess I shouldnt post my video of last 4th of Julys block party!

of course you should!

i'm bored @ work.....

 

[jdcamb]

How would you phrase that to the neighbor ?

Instead of borrowing a cup of sugar... Can I cup your ass?.... I can help you with that limp.... The stress of hearing all your Johns all nightn and day, has affected my inability to ward off the desire to call the vice squad and rat your sorry ass out, can you help me regain my composure and help me get some sleep?... That is a tough one....

 

[Salami]

How would you phrase that to the neighbor ?

Do you have any fish I can borrow?

Can I borrow your cherry?

 

[jonKranked]

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its back.

 

[DirtyMike]

I have a neighbor who was in porn, and is completely off her nut...
She has made no secret of it either. Her husband is not exactly what you would call proud of it...

(Google Tabitha Banks if you sickos are curious. But you will regret it.)

of course you should!

i'm bored @ work.....

I agree, but instead of posting it, you should PM it!!!

 

[4xBoy]

I had a woman that I hired on a fire crew, she was a crazy broad and there was something about her that freaked me out.......come to find out she was in a video (on the DVD cover no less) taking it from a shetlin pony.

Which video? I will have to check my collection.

 

[IH8Rice]

I have a neighbor who was in porn, and is completely off her nut...
She has made no secret of it either. Her husband is not exactly what you would call proud of it...

(Google Tabitha Banks if you sickos are curious. But you will regret it.)

tabitha banks is hot.....shes your neighbor???...and she retired?


my g/f's co-worker is in porn and it would be the last thing you would google...unless you like fat chicks into foot fetishes

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Like if our neighbors were prostitutes we would all be trying to get a freebie now and then...

With the STD lottery at no extra charge.

 

[BIGHITR]

Might be the best post of the day !!!!!

What the hell kind of hood do you live in?

CORRECTION:
What the hell kind of trailer do you both live in, a double wide?:biggrin:

 

[jdcamb]

With the STD lottery at no extra charge.

Maybe she has one I haven't got yet. I like to live life as full as I can. I want to experience it all....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

crotch crickets ?

 

[jdcamb]

crotch crickets ?

They actually look like tiny little Lobsters. Just not as tasty and you don't need to dive in cold water for them......

 

[boogenman]

An old slam pig of mine came up on my computer screen posing on amateur facials.com about 6 months after I last saw her.

I couldn't resist getting a subscription to see it all. She had great boobies but a bad face.

Her name is 'ginger'

 

[gonefirefightin]

crotch crickets ?

its a hybrid strain of the common variety, these are more commonly known as "saber tooth crotch crickets"

lethal in large quantities, especially if ingested.

 

[4xBoy]

An old slam pig