"amateurfacials.com".....obviously sort sort of cosmetics company or something?
My Neighbors Wife is a Prostitute
- Thread starter stinkyboy
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If you're into "natural rejuvenation" :biggrin:
I don't know what's more sad, publicly admitting that you had a slam pig, or that you actually paid money to see porn of an ex.
Edit, I definitely know which is more sad.
My definition of a slam pig is a lady I had sexual relations with with no strings attached. She was no pig that is for sure.
She is no ex guy, other than have a few beers at bar we did nothing together other than nail.
When I originally read it the first thing that came to mind was the Sabbath Song "war pigs"
Slam Pigs gathered in their masses
Acting like hot b*tches showing off their asses
Horny guys that want love suction
Try to score with mixed drink consumption
In the backseats the bodies burning
As the skin friction keeps building
Who gives a s**t about mankind
Getting f**ked out your mind, oh lord yeah!
Yep, she is down the street from me. Looked hotter awhile back...she is from deep, deep, deep within a trailer park. AFIK she is out of it. Although they do have a new Volvo...
are you just deep, deep, deep within the park and shes even farther in?
she did look hotter in her early acting days...she got kinda weird looking later on
You should hire her and tell her that you think it is kinky if she takes out the trash washes the dishes, and mows the lawn, redoes the alignment on your car, gives your bike a tuneup. Then tell her to leave. All of which can be interpreted and way you want if you are a sicko.
I am only 2 deeps into it...and a baby and a bunch of Prozac and Lithium later, plus some bad tatts, she aint lookin too good. Word is she was into it for the drugs. She talks alot to some of the wives.
Curiosity got the best of me... google turned up 7 different gingers from a-f...
How does a chick make the jump from doing amateur facials to professional facials?
Two minutes later, world stops turning
As you finish up your screwing
No more slam pigs
have the power
3am has struck the hour
Day of employment, your job is calling
On their knees, the slam pigs crawling
Begging your digits for their cell
You bastard, giving her, your fake number
All right now!
As you finish up your screwing
No more slam pigs
have the power
3am has struck the hour
Day of employment, your job is calling
On their knees, the slam pigs crawling
Begging your digits for their cell
You bastard, giving her, your fake number
All right now!
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I love this thread
We have a flight attendant here that has a history of being involved in porn. One of our sketchier (both professionaly and personally) mechanics was dating her for a while. Of course word got out about her former "profession" and said mechanic immediatly became the object of much ridicule. Someone finally found a website featuring her and it was bad.
The most commonly used adjectives were, trainwreck, road kill, and meat curtains. I know I heard the old hotdog in a hallway joke dozens of times.Give teh google a shot with "Kiva: the real San Fransico Treat" (NSFW!)
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I googled it...Give teh google a shot with "Kiva: the real San Fransico Treat" (NSFW!)
at the tag on the pic shame lessslut,c0m
Holy beef flaps batman!
Give teh google a shot with "Kiva: the real San Fransico Treat" (NSFW!)
Bump for some old time lolz.
We miss you Dirt.
We miss you Dirt.
man, where's sanjuro been? he apparently lurks but hasn't posted since last october
Nothing compares to the worst night ever thread.
nothing. i wish we could have that back.
my neighborhood sucks.
Aren't you a mod? Do some IT voodoo and bring it back!
there's no back to be brung
Says who?there's no back to be brung
you. i've asked you about it previously and you said it was lost in a site update/purge
That's what I was told too. Gone beyond gone.
I have never said that.
I have actually, in fact, said the opposite of that. I am re-reading the hilarity right now, just because I can.
Bwahaha. I forgot about that.
How about sharing with the rest of us?
Burly has to make the choice if he wants it undeleted. I'm not going to begrudge someone the ability to purge a less-than-responsible moment of their lives from the public record...
Rep given.
Oh...wait...what...now that I'm a mod in the lounge I can read it again!Burly has to make the choice if he wants it undeleted. I'm not going to begrudge someone the ability to purge a less-than-responsible moment of their lives from the public record...
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How the hell did you end up a mod before me?Oh...wait...what...now that I'm a mod in the lounge I can read it again!
in that case can you just modify it so it looks like it was someone else?Burly has to make the choice if he wants it undeleted. I'm not going to begrudge someone the ability to purge a less-than-responsible moment of their lives from the public record...
i swear you've stated otherwise since then.