Being a mod on here is like the equivalent of some CEO's Harvard drop-out son being the VP.
My Neighbors Wife is a Prostitute
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i guess i've gone full psp. may as well go full dirt.
that could be me!!!!
Northeast mod bias. You have to live close enough to JBP so he can give you the test. I will not say what it is but you better like the firm embrace of an older gentleman and the feeling of mustache on the back of your neck.
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Explain how I am not a mod then? Excluded from the Courtesy Phone and everything. Bitches I ain't got time to be mad..... I ain't even wishing JBP a happy whatever it is when you get that old.....
You are probably just a trophy. Sometimes all the glitter can give off the wrong message.
Yeah.... I get that a lot. Why are you all so jealous of me?
Does that mean that you unsuccessfully went to Haahvard before opting for the glamour and glitz of sketchy-ass 3rd world construction project management?
I think I am the only monkey to get booted out as a mod LOL
Was this what made you stop drinking? I would call that a real wake up call.
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You procreated with a monkey sober ? No way I could do that straight. You're a better man than me.
I remember the days when BV would send me PM's about knocking it off...."sigh"
it's been a few weeks since i've gotten one
I used to get pretty regular messages from a couple of the mods about how the content I was posting wasn't bad enough itself to be deleted but was usually a catalyst for other more NSFW posting and I'd better cut it out.
how you're a mod and i'm not blows my mind
All but the Harvard part...
Well, you both mellowed out pretty quickly once you started sleeping together.
if i ever meet you, i'm going to give you a space time bending wedgie
Wow, this is a cool thread but I think I win. When I was growing up the guy across the road pimped his wife out to help fund his failing business. I alway thought it was odd that their house was fully fenced in and there was a big ass rolladoor at the driveway.
Seems it went on for a few years then their daughter moved in next to us and was know as one of the local highway gobblers, so like mother like daughter I guess.
Oh yeah when the whoore next door moved out she stole our pu55y, wasn't too worried by that age I was smart enough to realise that cats are the most ****ful pet you could own.
The guy up the road grew quite a bit of weed under his house in a nifty little hydro setup too, guessing it was moved to the bush after a few weeks growing. We idolised the guy as kids as he had so many awesome toys and never seemed to go to work, made sense a few years later.
Seems it went on for a few years then their daughter moved in next to us and was know as one of the local highway gobblers, so like mother like daughter I guess.
Oh yeah when the whoore next door moved out she stole our pu55y, wasn't too worried by that age I was smart enough to realise that cats are the most ****ful pet you could own.
The guy up the road grew quite a bit of weed under his house in a nifty little hydro setup too, guessing it was moved to the bush after a few weeks growing. We idolised the guy as kids as he had so many awesome toys and never seemed to go to work, made sense a few years later.
Totally. But I do have the I Wanna Shave My Junk thread by Stinkyboy saved on this very PC.
I'll just leave this gem here from H8R:
"A friend of mine used to rub Tiger's Balm on his sack. He called it "Stokin' the Coals"
That dude was weird."
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Yeaaaaahhhh... I re-read that thread. We're lucky more of us weren't banned.Totally. But I do have the I Wanna Shave My Junk thread by Stinkyboy saved on this very PC.
I'll just leave this gem here from H8R:
"A friend of mine used to rub Tiger's Balm on his sack. He called it "Stokin' the Coals"
That dude was weird."
And lemme tell you... DH Girlie is FUNNY! (I miss her)
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Just me one of my neighbors and his wife...I WISH she was a pro...dang...
PSP has hacked your account.
A lot of people have neighbors whose wives are prostitutes. Some just have a single source payment plan.
If you google this phrase, the second return is a notepad version of James Joyce's "Ulysses".
I would rather rub tiger balm on my sack than read James Joyce again.If you google this phrase, the second return is a notepad version of James Joyce's "Ulysses".