[kidwoo]

Lately there has been a gang of argentinian bmx hoodlums terrorizing our neighborhood. They keep the entire block awake all night tossing molotov cocktails through windows, screeching rear wheel skids on the local singletrack, riding around shirtless, with no pads and causing a general ruckus. Well, last night I had enough. I got out of bed, lit a cigar and bellowed "let's rumble" to whoever was in the zip code. I lept from my roof and tackled one of the bastards as he was finishing up the spraypaint on my truck "eat hamburgers and drink bud light you fat american pig" I poked him in the sphincter with my lit cuban and sent him howling off into the darkness.

One of the more characteristic identifiers of the gang has been their steeds. Well I got one. Here I am posing with it this afternoon before turning it in to the authorities. Time to put these tools of terror where they belong......away from civilized society. ..and onto the blackrock playa

enjoy

 

[Jeremy R]

Sweet.
100 trips to the bunny ranch, and they give you a free bike.

 

[kidwoo]

Sweet.
100 trips to the bunny ranch, and they give you a free bike.

knowing that you would probably see this...........I cannot believe how completely blindly I just walked into that ..........

good work man

 

[Acadian]

BAD ASS....I say 1/4 of a run at North Star before that bunny looses it's ears

 

[Scrub]

BAD ASS....I say 1/4 of a run at North Star before that bunny looses it's ears

Well I say on the lift up it gets de-virginized by a DH rig, then 1/8 down it gets brown and dirty.

NOTE:The rider is on his own through all of this...

Enjoy the ride

 

[me89]

kick ass man. just make sure you dont **** it up too bad. you still need evidence. lol. those damn rigid boys needed to be tought a lesson about respect.hell yeh. :mumble: :mumble: :mumble: :mumble: :mumble:

 

[dexterq20]

At least it's not a cat bike. Then you'd be the Northstar Pussy.

 

[me89]

lol you can say that again. youd be caufin(cant spell worth ****) up firballs all day long.

 

[dfinn]

wow! a bell and some brightly colored streamers on the handle bars might not be a bad idea to ensure you don't end up with any other broken bones from trying to navigating that beast through sand storms.

 

[cali4niabiker]

wow! a bell and some brightly colored streamers on the handle bars might not be a bad idea to ensure you don't end up with any other broken bones from trying to navigating that beast through sand storms.

Don't forget the basket for the easter egg storage... btw, good one!

 

[Jm_]

Sweet, maybe we could go ridin sometime?

 

[kidwoo]

Sweet, maybe we could go ridin sometime?

Pffffft! That's a plaything. What I have is a device of pure terror.

 

[dexterq20]

Pffffft! That's a plaything. What I have is a device of pure terror.

Just don't tell the government. Dubyah might try to make 16" wheeled bikes illegal.

 

[Pegboy]

Turns out, that is what they found in Iraq.

 

[kidwoo]

Turns out, that is what they found in Iraq.

I'm doing my part to keep the world safe from bunnybikes of mass destruction.

BBMD