[LordOpie]

Okay, she doesn't ride, but her standards are low enough for me...

It is unclear why Feili, 13, has started smoking but her zoo keeper said it was because she was sexually frustrated.

Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3611666.stm

and okay, she's not currently my g/f, but *fingerscrossed*

Here she is now...

 

[SkaredShtles]

I hate to say it, mate, but you don't stand a chance with that looker.........

-S.S.-

 

[LordOpie]

I hate to say it, mate, but you don't stand a chance with that looker.........

-S.S.-

Actually, I was thinking she looked too much like BarbaRosa.

 

[BarbaRosa]

Actually, I was thinking she looked too much like BarbaRosa.

absolutley not..

i wear glasses and only smoke cigars! :evil:



hey ya big dork, did you yousee my new to me ride? Bighit comp romic shock, shermin firefly forks....

and when r u coming up to do the bike rack on a bike? ... you will have to wait a while, since my housemate broke his collar bone trying to follow me off a 3 foot retaining wall he never got his front wheel up and jsut stuffed it

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>since my housemate broke his collar bone trying to follow me off a 3 foot retaining wall he never got his front wheel up and jsut stuffed it

Darwin award! Darwin award! Hold on.... he didn't die. Never mind.

-S.S.-

 

[biggins]

dude i didnt think you were into chicks that smoke

 

[bomberz1qr20]

Ok, how the f**k does an ape in a zoo get a hold of cigarettes in the first place?


Do they let them out at night to go to 7-11?

 

[dh girlie]

Ummm...I call BS on this story...where the hell is the monkey gonna get cigarettes! What does it just walk to the local Cigarettes Cheaper Store? BS, BS, BS!!!!

 

[binary visions]

Actually, this isn't the first monkey I've seen/heard of smoking.. Obviously, they can't get the cigarettes themselves but they are completely capable of smoking them and get the same addictions that humans do.

 

[BarbaRosa]

actually it is a little know fact that most apes being so closely related to thier human conterparts that freak-quent some of the finer establishments around town....

like beer too.

saw it on animal planet, austrailian zoo giving fosters to the gorrilas... as a 'treat' the silver back way loved it

 

[LordOpie]

hey ya big dork, did you yousee my new to me ride? Bighit comp romic shock, shermin firefly forks....

and when r u coming up to do the bike rack on a bike? ... you will have to wait a while, since my housemate broke his collar bone trying to follow me off a 3 foot retaining wall he never got his front wheel up and jsut stuffed it

I did not know you got a new ride, congrats!

I changed my mind on the bike rack. Just seems like too much bother. Plus, I enjoy chillin' in my jeep on the way to wherever.

dude i didnt think you were into chicks that smoke

I have no standards :evil:

 

[jdcamb]

Do Monkeys like chiba too? Now that would be cool.....jdcamb

 

[binary visions]

Do Monkeys like chiba too? Now that would be cool.....jdcamb

Hmm.. I bet a gorilla with the munchies could eat a lot...