[Konabumm]

So of you may remember a few months ago I was ranting about how much I hated my job. So after about four months I get hooked up with a new company. I started this new job on Monday.

Well so far I can say this is the WORSE JOB EVER...... They more or less lied to me about what I was going to be doing. :mumble:

My last job sucked pretty bad but this is even worse...... The only difference is I'm making about 10k more a year here.

O-well back to looking I guess.

 

[binary visions]

Nail as many women as you can before you leave. See if you can knock up half the company and put 'em out of business when they all take maternity leave at the same time.

 

[firetoole]

Nail as many women as you can before you leave. See if you can knock up half the company and put 'em out of business when they all take maternity leave at the same time.

I hear thats the real reason Enron went down

 

[Konabumm]

Good idea.... and fun for me. I do have my eye on one or two

 

[Westy]

If you are new they may not notice if you are not there. Stop showing up and see how long it will take them to stop paying you.

 

[riderx]

They more or less lied to me about what I was going to be doing. :mumble:

Well, just do what they told you would be doing. Maybe they'll get the message.

 

[binary visions]

Well, just do what they told you would be doing. Maybe they'll get the message.

The hiring manager showed him her garter and promised that he'd spend his work days in her office pleasuring her.

Then it turned out "she" was actually a "he". So, technically he's still performing the job tasks that he was told about in the interview (i.e. pleasuring "her"), there's just more, uh, bobbing involved than he'd like.

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

If you are new they may not notice if you are not there. Stop showing up and see how long it will take them to stop paying you.

The inverse stapler method ... good call.

 

[JRB]

hahahaha - BV nails it.

 

[binary visions]

hahahaha - BV nails it.

Actually, I think it was konabumm that did the nailing... :evil:

 

[Konabumm]

I wish I was nailing something...... I haven't nailed anything in some time now......

 

[clancy98]

Hey I "know" some ladies in columbus KB. finder's fee?

 

[SkaredShtles]

The hiring manager showed him her garter and promised that he'd spend his work days in her office pleasuring her.

Then it turned out "she" was actually a "he". So, technically he's still performing the job tasks that he was told about in the interview (i.e. pleasuring "her"), there's just more, uh, bobbing involved than he'd like.

Dude - it's like reading a young LLKK.

-S.S.-

 

[Jayridesacove]

Go on a shooting spree.