they are all downstairs yelling at each other while i sit here trying to study and listen to music. Please save me 
my roomates are crazy bitches
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yes they are chicks...but no that would not be cool....trust me
Are they FAT?
not fat...just not...not
understand?
understand?
TWO!! haha i wish. Try 4!!!mack said:No, im not quite sure we do.
Why on earth would you choose two girls as roomies??? I would keep a calender if I were you, and get in the habbit of staying at a friends house twice a month.
and just a little fact of life...when girls live together they all get on the same "cycle" so once a month this place is freaking HELL!
oh..its truemack said:Wow dude, that sucks.
Is it really tru that they get on the same cycle? Or is that just a urban legend. If so, i cannot fathom your pain.
Are they UGLY?
Or your sisters/cousins?
Or your sisters/cousins?
i'm not related to them at all...just grew up with a few of them and no, no classes. They are all done with school. I'm the only poor sap in the house with **** to do.
Ya, it's true. I lifeguarded at an all girls camp one summer. Good memories, but never again(well, that's cause I got firedmack said:Wow dude, that sucks.
Is it really tru that they get on the same cycle? Or is that just a urban legend. If so, ineaky: cannot fathom your pain.
neaky
.....I pitied the poor saps who we made clean up their bathroom once a week. For some reason the different cabins all seemed to have it happen in a row, one day after another....dear lord it could be hell, lots of sweatpants.The Ito
caputo1989 said:
Are they lesbians???
Or it is you?Salami said:
yes. It is very true.mack said:Wow dude, that sucks.
Is it really tru that they get on the same cycle? Or is that just a urban legend. If so, i cannot fathom your pain.
I lived with 50 females for AF Basic Training.
We all got on the same cycle.
It sucked.
My girlfriend in college rented a house with 10 other girls. I was amazed by the fights and arguments that went on in that place. Women are like half wild dogs, when there is just one of them they are still a little dangerous but generally cute and loveable. Get them in a pack and they are nothing but trouble.
HippieKai said:they are all downstairs yelling at each other while i sit here trying to study and listen to music. Please save me
The best solution to this problem would be politely walk downstairs, throw them some pots, pans, and baking dishes, and tell them to act like women and put that stuff to some good use.
I Are Baboon said:
true dat
I Are Baboon said:
Rabie said:
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Originally Posted by Rabie
Nice. I think male dominated activities need more blatant sexism.
Yep. I hear other guys complain all the time about how they can't find a girl to share their hobbies. The same guys act like mysognistic jerks to every woman who shows even the slightest interest in their hobby, if they don't think they are going to get laid.
Originally Posted by Rabie
Nice. I think male dominated activities need more blatant sexism.
Westy said:
Yep. I hear other guys complain all the time about how they can't find a girl to share their hobbies. The same guys act like mysognistic jerks to every woman who shows even the slightest interest in their hobby, if they don't think they are going to get laid.
clancy98 said:
I believe you meant head...
Might I also suggest you seek the assistance of a young priest and an old priest.
A chest shot to a zombie would at least prevent it from making those horrible groaning sounds. I will leave the drawbacks of the chest shot to the ladies for someone else to discuss.
The chest shot could be problematic with the re-introduction of silicone implants.Westy said:
DRB said:
How is that? Zombies are generally dried out. The Silicone implants would remain soft and supple would not rehydrate the shotgun blast splatter material. Saltwater implants would rehydrate thus promoting bacterial growth in the blast splatter causing bad rotting stench if not cleaned up quickly. Which is still a moot point because zombies are pretty smelly even before being split open by a 3" magnum 000 buckshot blast.
yeah, I am always getting the head and chest confused. Thats why girls dont talk to me anymore. as for the priests, they're just not fast enough so all your gonna end up with is a couple of priest-zombies at the head of the pack, and you know THEY can turn other dead people INTO zombies so you're just screwing yourself.HenryTheHammer said:
The silicone implants get all hard and lumpy and bulletproof after awhile. So you are taking a chance that the blast bounces off. I'm thinking the head shot might be the best way.Westy said:
Classic in more ways than one.clancy98 said:
HippieKai said:
Oh my God, run for your life!!!!!
Why, oh why, would you provide them with weapons and a common enemy?I Are Baboon said:
Baking seems like the best option really. Women love to bake, and then eat it all. But they dont eat in the normall, 'take a slice and put it on a plate style.' They eat in the 'rip a small piece off one by one untill you have satisfied yourself'. The latter style leaves a perfectly good chocolate cake, doughnut or sponge bread mutilated.
Plus it allows for some post-mortem groping.DRB said:
The Ito
Did you mean hobbit?mack said:<snip> and get in the habbit
Do you date short girls? -S.S.-
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Shouldn't you be makin' him a pie as opposed to surfing the internet?dh girlie said:I just found your smiley site! You always have the BEST smileys!
This might possibly be the best smiley EVER!dh girlie said:I just found your smiley site! You always have the BEST smileys!
Check you out...you sure are brazen...posting such stuff when the wife is probably too busy on tax day to see what you're sayin on rm...mmm hmmmm...I Are Baboon said: