[Skookum]

Last saterday went 2 a playce in rode sum trials w/dood on here the RM. Sweet day off rippin trials, but sum had mud in them and got a fuc$in flat tyre on way the up thr fire rode. guy in this shuttel truk hoo wuz passin bye, he gave me a toob cuz i forgot myne and all i was a pacht kit i had. i koodent fine the hoal so they gave me a extrah toob and tolld me 2 "pass it on" and thay drove of up up the rode. the toob the gave me tjey had fuc$in had a hoal in it. fuc$in wut kind of a$$wipe gifs U a toob with a hoal in it???
Any wais i think the new bikes at inner bike r pretty kewl whatchu doods think?

 

[-dustin]

oh my god. wow. that was good.

 

[lovebunny]

lmao, nice pinkbike immitation

 

[JRB]

Thanks skooks on the oppurtunity to correct you, but I pass. Pisser on the flat. PM me your address. I want to send you a couple of tubes.

 

[Skookum]

Thanks skooks on the oppurtunity to correct you, but I pass. Pisser on the flat. PM me your address. I want to send you a couple of tubes.

PHuck U thn if U dont halp me A$$! i doan want yor stoopid toobs. im trying to me nyse and U $uk!
mebbe i shood help U on yor $uk A$$ skillz, but i bet U doan even ohn a bike!
A$$wad! :nuts:

 

[johnbryanpeters]

 

[LordOpie]

 

[Morryjg]

Last saterday went 2 a playce in rode sum trials

Excellent!! I was beginning to think there were not very many trials riders on RM.

 

[stosh]

PHuck U thn if U dont halp me A$$! i doan want yor stoopid toobs. im trying to me nyse and U $uk!
mebbe i shood help U on yor $uk A$$ skillz, but i bet U doan even ohn a bike!
A$$wad! :nuts:

I think BS got ahold of Skookum's account.

 

[Skookum]

Leef me alown yor not on trials eether so there!

 

[LordOpie]

if i typed like a totally idiot on purpose, i think my fragile brain would break.

 

[Skookum]

if i typed like a totally idiot on purpose, i think my fragile brain would break.

oh wel i can type good too you A$$clown. Yor just bitter cuz peeple make fun at you spandecks wearing you toatal idiot.
Yor just jelousj. :eviltongu

 

[me89]

wow im not even going to try :dancing:

 

[LordOpie]

my brain hurts

 

[Tenchiro]

cry more newb!

 

[Skookum]

my brain hurts

TAyk a tilinall then you A$$.

 

[LordOpie]

cry more newb!

berry cowmen!

 

[evilbob]

The best thread on RM in a long time, thanks Skookum......

 

[Curb Hucker]

hahahhhahah skooks you diserve an award, thats impressive watch out though, even if you're just screwing around Fraser might still try to get you banned for this

 

[Skookum]

hahahhhahah skooks you diserve an award, thats impressive watch out though, even if you're just screwing around Fraser might still try to get you banned for this

U deserve a slap 2 the hed. Look im just trieng 2 c wut sum kewl pics on hear of stuff and U guys thinken yor sooo kewla and all stuff. Yor not kewl, you wood at be Innerbike rite now if yoo we kewl. i OWN U ALL PHUC$JOBS! :nuts:

 

[JRB]

Yo Skooks - are you having visions of porcupines, skunks, and other schit right now???

 

[Skookum]

Yo Skooks - are you having visions of porcupines, skunks, and other schit right now???

how did U no? BAH! it dusunt mattur cuz i stil OWN U spandecks chocking the blud form you brain. LOLOLOLOLOL! :evil:

 

[Megan Black]

skookum, where's the part where you start bashing on all americans in general...

 

[JRB]

skookum, where's the part where you start bashing on all americans in general...

Did you do a news report or something on him??? Am I missing something???

 

[Skookum]

skookum, where's the part where you start bashing on all americans in general...

i can't do that it's against my religion. i love people from all over this land, but i do hate Antarcticans. Damn their ice blooded polar hearts.

if anybody is offended at this thread blame Happy, he kinda gave me the idea. i'm done now time to get a waffle cone at ColdStone.

 

[Megan Black]

Did you do a news report or something on him??? Am I missing something???

no, I thought he was emulating some elitist punk newb cross-posting from pinkbike who lives somewhere in europe and blows his top whenever someone disagrees with him and proceeds to dyslexically thrash on all that is american

(I just remember some thread where this guy was going off about how "all you phucking americans are all the same..lazy, jeep-loving", blah, blah, blah)

am i wrong? no?

 

[Fredzilla]

i can't do that it's against my religion. i love people from all over this land, but i do hate Antarcticans. Damn their ice blooded polar hearts.

if anybody is offended at this thread blame Happy, he kinda gave me the idea. i'm done now time to get a waffle cone at ColdStone.

I did no such thing.




neaky:

 

[biggins]

no, I thought he was emulating some elitist punk newb cross-posting from pinkbike who lives somewhere in europe and blows his top whenever someone disagrees with him and proceeds to dyslexically thrash on all that is american

(I just remember some thread where this guy was going off about how "all you phucking americans are all the same..lazy, jeep-loving", blah, blah, blah)

am i wrong? no?

i rememebr that guy, he got banned did he not?

 

[JRB]

no, I thought he was emulating some elitist punk newb cross-posting from pinkbike who lives somewhere in europe and blows his top whenever someone disagrees with him and proceeds to dyslexically thrash on all that is american

(I just remember some thread where this guy was going off about how "all you phucking americans are all the same..lazy, jeep-loving", blah, blah, blah)

am i wrong? no?

I remember a thread about Orange bikes and some british guy with wadded panties. Not Skookums though. I just think Skookum is on the peace pipe the last couple of days.

 

[LordOpie]

I did no such thing.

That's exactly what someone in denial would say.

 

[dhtahoe]

wow im not even going to try :dancing:

No kidding... mother of god!!!

 

[Skookum]

am i wrong? no?

oui? No? Oui? NO? Which is it monsieurre Box?
i've been watching WAY too much t.v. lately.....

I did such a thing.

I remember a thread about Orange bikes and some british guy with wadded panties. Not Skookums though.

Do you think Violent Volante will ever forgive me for calling him a Phuc$job?

No kidding... mother of god!!!

No she really wasn't an inspiration for this thread....

 

[Curb Hucker]

Do you think Violent Volante will ever forgive me for calling him a Phuc$job?

no thas like phuking$ not kewell at all !!!1!!!!!1!

you still got me beat

 

[JRB]

You need to read some of mark's ramblings. You got nuthin on him.

By monkey schwine -

r
u tawlkyn sundee azn nehxt suhndee.? ifn soh...skippee...feyen weigh tu
go hoem...oh...nny chance co.trail reyedable frahm keystne.to breck?
ifn soh..maybe treye to pinch it ahff irlee mondee...

 

[Skookum]

r
u tawlkyn sundee azn nehxt suhndee.? ifn soh...skippee...feyen weigh tu
go hoem...oh...nny chance co.trail reyedable frahm keystne.to breck?
ifn soh..maybe treye to pinch it ahff irlee mondee...

tasty
After spending an excessive amount of time making posts in this thread i now have a strange appreciation for such work.

 

[JRB]

tasty
After spending an excessive amount of time making posts in this thread i now have a strange appreciation for such work.

It's phucking hard to trash your own musings. I don't know how he does it so well.

 

[Skookum]

i think this thread is worth one last look....

bump

 

[DRB]

skookum dood u're phukcin kewl.

 

[MikeD]

wow im not even going to try :dancing:

Well, you don't really have to...

(Edit: On another note, I was wholly responsible for that British guy blowing his top...he said he wouldn't buy an Orange because it wasn't exotic enough for him, and I joked that it was the only Brit product I'd buy, because it had no fluid to leak. He then positively flipped out on me (odd for a guy who was seeking to buy an American-built product, no less) and all of America in general. I do apologize for the fallout.)

 

[BMXman]

Damn Mike you're always trying to start something