[jimmydean]

And it's for me bitches!!!

http://www.becomingjuicy.com

I love my wife! Now I just need to figure out where to mount the pole? neaky:

<edit> She signed up for the stripper 101 classes.

 

[Tenchiro]

And it's for me bitches!!!

http://www.becomingjuicy.com

I love my wife! Now I just need to figure out where to mount the pole? neaky:

You signed you up to be a stripper?


Sweet! ink:

 

[Jeremy R]

Lesson 1: Buy clear heels and give cocaine a try.

 

[jimmydean]

Not exactly "she signed up" as in for her.

What was funny was she sent the link to a female friend of mine from the Navy and her replay was "I just started the level two class!!!" (yes, she is very hot as well).

 

[laura]

I want to take those classes so bad. We have them here. I think I'll sign up for one. Tell your wife i said thanks for the motivation.

 

[Tenchiro]

MEN'S STRIPPER 101

Would you like to feel powerful and sexy in your body&#8230; just the way it is? Reconnect with your sexuality in a new and deeper way. All ages and body types welcome!

heh...

 

[laura]

heh...

do it for the band man.

 

[JRB]

I died watching Kevin James on King of Queens breakin' it down on the pole. hahahaha

 

[jimmydean]

I couldn't do it, that's for sure. But my friend said it's the biggest ego boost you can get and she enjoys it. It's 8 weeks long and you can opt for the recital at the end. They rent out a club in South East for a few hours and it's "invite only" for friends and family.

There is a strip areobics school here too. Remeber, Porland has the most strip clubs per capita than anywhere in the United States. But this school isn't a training ground for would be dancers (or so they say)

 

[JRB]

You aren't supposed to touch strippers. I would rather talk my wife into porn school.

 

[stosh]

Pics of your wife?

 

[SilentJ]

You aren't supposed to touch strippers. I would rather talk my wife into porn school.

The peelers 'round there dont take it all off, do they?

 

[MudGrrl]

"After each level of class you will have the option to participate in a recital at Devil&#8217;s Point, a strip club in SE Portland. This is an opportunity for you to be witnessed and supported by friends and family. If you ever had the fantasty of pole dancing in front of a group of cheering fans giving you money...here&#8217;s your chance!"



heh heh heh



yeah, I want my MOM in the front row giving me money....

 

[JRB]

The peelers 'round there dont take it all off, do they?

I don't know. I don't really go to strip joints, and when I have gone, I have been too blasted to remember much. I think that they are BYOB if you can see the string dangling.

I do vaguely remember having a stripper in the truck with us on the way to South TX to gather 200 pairs of cows that my friend had bought. I had her loaded up, and suggested we take her back when she said we needed to stop and pick up her 4 year old. If it were a dog or a horse, cool, but we didn't need a kid keeping us from the bars we would pass for the next 120 miles.

Stosh - the answer is no.

 

[douglas]

heh...

according to Stosh, RIP teaches those classes

 

[Tenchiro]

Stipping for your family!?! That is the creepiest god damn thing I have ever heard of...

 

[jimmydean]

The peelers 'round there dont take it all off, do they?

Portland is ALL NUDE baby! The class doesn't require you to take anything off if you don't want to, but most of the girls get caight up in the moment and do after the first few days based on what Jen said.

Her's her pic frpm hot-or-not. It's a little small, but I love that picture.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRKUKRN&key=DJB

 

[OGRipper]

Remeber, Porland has the most strip clubs per capita than anywhere in the United States.

I don't go to strip clubs very often, but I have been to the Acropolis a couple of times on the way to Whistler. That place is so much fun: Cheap steaks wrapped in bacon, tons of good beer on tap, and friendly hot peelers...

 

[JRB]

Did you just post a link of your wife in a stripper thread???

 

[jimmydean]

Did you just post a link of your wife in a stripper thread???

Stosh asked, it's a public image with no personal details. It's not like I posted a link to a myspace page are some crap

The A-Crop is a lot of fun and the steaks are great. Right up the road from there is Club Cabos where we used to go for breakfast.

When I worked the night shift, we got off work at 7:00 am on Saturday and Cabos had a $2.99 breakfast special that was better than Denny's. It was on the way home, so we used to go there twice a month and shoot pool. The view from the pool table was very nice and the breakfast was great! We did that for a little over a year until I switched to day shift.

 

[laura]

Portland is ALL NUDE baby! The class doesn't require you to take anything off if you don't want to, but most of the girls get caight up in the moment and do after the first few days based on what Jen said.

Her's her pic frpm hot-or-not. It's a little small, but I love that picture.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRKUKRN&key=DJB

that site is so weird to me. i just go through giving people ones when i get bored. i know, loser right?

 

[SilentJ]

that site is so weird to me. i just go through giving people ones when i get bored. i know, loser right?

heres a bunch more:
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q="rate+my"&meta=

 

[laura]

heres a bunch more:
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q="rate+my"&meta=

Now I'll never leave the computer.

 

[DRB]

Its a set up

Now I'm having fun preparing and choreographing for the Men's Stripper 101 class!

 

[amydalayna]

am i the only one creeped out by this? does your wife mind that you post a pick of her to a bunch of lonely mtn bike guys?

 

[N8 v2.0]

Portland is ALL NUDE baby! The class doesn't require you to take anything off if you don't want to, but most of the girls get caight up in the moment and do after the first few days based on what Jen said.

Her's her pic frpm hot-or-not. It's a little small, but I love that picture.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRKUKRN&key=DJB

The Site You Are Trying To Access Is Prohibited

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Category: "Dating/Social;Provocative Attire"

 

[MtnBikerChk]

Stipping for your family!?! That is the creepiest god damn thing I have ever heard of...

yeah really. I'm sure my mom would love it

 

[Slugman]

heres a bunch more:
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q="rate+my"&meta=

bwahahaha.... http://www.ratemykitten.com/

 

[jimmydean]

am i the only one creeped out by this? does your wife mind that you post a pick of her to a bunch of lonely mtn bike guys?

She thinks it's funny. Ridemonkey isn't as bad as some other forums, it's people who ride (or at least own) bikes. Besides, if anyone remembers the thread about "why I love my wife", mine is hot and great in the sack!

 

[Da Peach]

Portland is ALL NUDE baby! The class doesn't require you to take anything off if you don't want to, but most of the girls get caight up in the moment and do after the first few days based on what Jen said.

Her's her pic frpm hot-or-not. It's a little small, but I love that picture.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRKUKRN&key=DJB

She gets my vote! Marry that girl!...oh yeah right...

That site is so friggin addictive...

 

[narlus]

heres a bunch more:
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q="rate+my"&meta=

Rate My PooAsks if it is a log or not.
www.ratemypoo.com/ - 11k - Cached - Similar pages




this must be what the guys @ BBN were thinking of when they launched the intarweb.

 

[DRB]

Rate My PooAsks if it is a log or not.
www.ratemypoo.com/ - 11k - Cached - Similar pages




this must be what the guys @ BBN were thinking of when they launched the intarweb.

Diet coke just shot out of my nose and my secretary just walked into see if I was okay.

 

[amydalayna]

She thinks it's funny. Ridemonkey isn't as bad as some other forums, it's people who ride (or at least own) bikes. Besides, if anyone remembers the thread about "why I love my wife", mine is hot and great in the sack!

if she's ok with it, that's all that counts. i wouldn't really be into mr. amydalayna either a) discussing our sex life with a ton of internet strangers or b) posting pictures of me to a ton of internet strangers.

 

[dfinn]

if she's ok with it, that's all that counts. i wouldn't really be into mr. amydalayna either a) discussing our sex life with a ton of internet strangers or b) posting pictures of me to a ton of internet strangers.

so you probably don't want me to tell you about that other internet forum where's he's been posting lately, do you?

 

[amydalayna]

so you probably don't want me to tell you about that other internet forum where's he's been posting lately, do you?

ignorance is bliss!

so i guess those pictures he's been taking weren't private after all. how embarrassing.

 

[dfinn]

have you been taking yoga classes? very impressive.

 

[DRB]

ignorance is bliss!

so i guess those pictures he's been taking weren't private after all. how embarrassing.

You shouldn't be embarrassed.

 

[amydalayna]

i guess that's the last time i believe him when he says, "ignore that camera. it's not recording"

 

[Da Peach]

And it's for me bitches!!!

http://www.becomingjuicy.com

I love my wife! Now I just need to figure out where to mount the pole? neaky:

<edit> She signed up for the stripper 101 classes.

It just occurred to me that if you had and cockney accent (or a pirates accent...) you would have one open minded wife!

As in: Arrr! Me wife just bought stripping lessons for all me-bitches! Arrr.

Back to work...

 

[justsomeguy]

How incredibly tacky.