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My wife has no culture.

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  1. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    We just went to see I am Legend, and when it was over, she said something about Will Smith's rap career being a side job.


    WHAT?!?

    She had never heard of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince! She thought the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" in West Philidelphia was all just a TV show thing.



    Jeez! Where did I find this woman?!
     
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    mattmatt86 Turbo Monkey

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    I'm the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
     
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    Does your wife have a belly button?

    Damned pod people...
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    Now this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
    Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

    In west philadelfia born and raised
    On the playground where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys said were up in no good
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

    (only the first three episodes of season one)

    I begged and pleaded with her the other day
    But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
    I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

    First class, yo this is bad,
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
    Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
    Hmm this might be alright!

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
    Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

    I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    :rofl:
     
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  6. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    What ever happened to Jazzy Jeff anyway? Will dump him when he found the female Lenny Kravitz?
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Per Wikipedia:


     
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    dhmike Turbo Monkey

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    my friend went down to az for the superbowl this year and partyed with this guy.
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    It's funny, Carlton actually has a career after the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I went to see a broadway show called Golden Boy, and he was the main character. And he did a damn good job too! We had a Q/A with him afterwards, and I REALLY wanted to ask him to do "The Carlton"!
     
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    Sit her down and play the entire homebase album. With emphasis on "summer time" and "You saw my blinker" Then lock your tv on nick a nite for her to watch Fresh Prince. Then make up a ridiculous hand shake.
     
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    Doesnt he also race shifter carts now?
     
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    That just un-American,them damn roller derby girls!
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    My wife has no culture either, I feel your pain.
     
  14. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    If i'm not mistaken, ain't your lady now one of them un-American's??


    :D
     
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    brungeman I give a shirt

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    "Culture" may not be the most appropriate term...


    I think the word you were looking for is "Flavah"

    :biggrin:
     
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    Fixed. :D
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I thought you were gonna say she doesn't know who Strauss is.
     
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    I just gave up askin' my wife to "slut it a up a bit".
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:

    :D :D

    Rep given! :thumb: :thumb:
     
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    Fresh Prince is the best!! :) She should definitely watch it!
     
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    Now, consider the starter of this post...then, figure, how much class can the poor poor poor girl have.

    NOW,

    Factor in nice, charming and good looking young lady, and we can only surmise, it was not a lack of class, but a marriage under duress!

    :p

    :rofl:
     
  22. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    You better watch yourself buddy..... Just remember, I know more about hydraulic brakes than you do.

    It is possible for your brakes to feel great at the beginning of a run, but halfway down STP road after the high speed section, don't come looking at me if there is no fluid left in your reservoir when you go to make that sharp left turn at the bottom.......
     
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    OK, but remember, I will NOT share any tubes with you either! So there!

    :p



    :D
     
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    I was working up in Simi Valley and had to drop my boss off at LAX. On the way back to my hotel I had to piss really bad but couldn't find a place with a bathroom in time. I just pulled off the highway and pissed on a sign on the side of the road. It was dark and I couldn't tell what the sign was until I did a U-turn. It was the "Welcome to Bel-Aire" sign. It made me chuckle.
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    That could be a moot point if we can't get into your Jeep....



    Nice!