[Dingus McGee]

Vasectomy aint no big deal.

 

[lovebunny]

u didnt!ohh man that sux :nuts:

 

[Brian HCM#1]

When did you have it done?

 

[pnj]

my brother in law got it done recently as well as my co-worker. the co-worker only has one nut due to some nasty cancer he had at one time. co-worker said it took over an hour and if he had still had his other nut, he doesn't know if he could have sat there for the whole thing.

brother in law got it done in less then 20 minutes.... it is possible that the co-workers doctor was gay and just liked fondling his nuts though...

 

[Cooter Brown]

a guy i used to work with said it was OK................................if you didn't mind getting kicked in the peoples by a mule

 

[BurlyShirley]

I dont get it. Why would a dude living in San Fran need a vasectomy?

 

[Dingus McGee]

When did you have it done?

It's been about 2 weeks....I was on the bike in 1.5 weeks (commuting, no hucking)

And to another poster, I had a gay nurse-guy, but at that point you are already totally turtled, humiliated, and scared, so who cares?

The doc I had at Kaiser was a total scrotal pro, he did it with one incision rather than two....I can provide details if anyone has a morbid fascination neaky:

Anyway, glad that's over!

 

[Dingus McGee]

I dont get it. Why would a dude living in San Fran need a vasectomy?

Good one, buttnut.....now go eat some hormone-laced Agri-Factory meat! :eviltongu

 

[El Jefe]

Good for you man. Mine took about 20 minutes, I was at a party that night, sexually active (yes with another person....a woman) just over 24 hrs later, and back on the bike in 3 days. It really does depend on your urologist and the care you take in the first 24 hrs (ice, ice and more ice) as to the outcome. Scalpel-less is what I had and was much less of a deal than my buddy who had it the old fashioned way.

 

[Toshi]

The doc I had at Kaiser was a total scrotal pro, he did it with one incision rather than two....I can provide details if anyone has a morbid fascination neaky:

ahha, "total scrotal pro", nice

 

[lovebunny]

so ur awake when they do it? how much does it hurt?

 

[Dingus McGee]

so ur awake when they do it? how much does it hurt?

Wide awake...local only. What hurt were the shots -one before he made an incision, and a couple more once inside. Just like the doc said it would, it felt like a mild kick in the nads...we all remember that dull gnawing feeling, no?
I hear there is a hightech method for rich people these days, I am describing
the blue-collar procedure.To keep it working class, I took a cab there and took 2 busses over to my friend's store and drank a few beers right afterward. (Kaiser changed my appointment time at the last minute which killed my ride)

-Shootin' blanks in S.F.!

 

[El Jefe]

I hear there is a hightech method for rich people these days, I am describing the blue-collar procedure.
-Shootin' blanks in S.F.!

Yeah, the scalpel-less procedure is the new way. Not necessarily rich people method, it's becoming increasingly common. I had it and had no bleeding, and almost no swelling.

BTW-you ain't shooting blanks yet there Dingus, you have to punch out about a dozen or so before you're sterile, and about 20 or so before they'll test you. Whether with partner or alone, start ejaculating, NOW. I told my girlfriend at the time I needed assistance with that...she told me to administer my own treatment....

 

[dh girlie]

my brother in law got it done recently as well as my co-worker. the co-worker only has one nut due to some nasty cancer he had at one time. co-worker said it took over an hour and if he had still had his other nut, he doesn't know if he could have sat there for the whole thing.

brother in law got it done in less then 20 minutes.... it is possible that the co-workers doctor was gay and just liked fondling his nuts though...

that must look odd...one nut...but I suppose he never gets cameltoe when he wears tight pants...

 

[dh girlie]

Yeah, the scalpel-less procedure is the new way. Not necessarily rich people method, it's becoming increasingly common. I had it and had no bleeding, and almost no swelling.

If the legacy of the monster is true, then there probably wasn't any room for swelling...



damn I'm on fire today!

 

[pnj]

that must look odd...one nut...but I suppose he never gets cameltoe when he wears tight pants...

I don't know, I never looked..... I think he still has the sack, just not the nut. so it's probably like a pillow cover that has a pillow that is too small for it inside.

 

[dh girlie]

I don't know, I never looked..... I think he still has the sack, just not the nut. so it's probably like a pillow cover that has a pillow that is too small for it inside.

HAHAHA! right...but unless he has a real fleshy sack, then he will not be prone to camel toe with just one nut, should he wear tight pants...which you don't know cuz you don't look...

 

[llkoolkeg]

Guys don't get cameltoe...they get camelbro.

Also, men should not wear tight pants- it's unhealthy for the boys and really...nobody needs to see your pulse.

 

[binary visions]

Also, men should not wear tight pants- it's unhealthy for the boys and really...nobody needs to see your pulse.

 

[dh girlie]

Guys don't get cameltoe...they get camelbro.

Also, men should not wear tight pants- it's unhealthy for the boys and really...nobody needs to see your pulse.

HAHAHAHA! Camelbro!

 

[Dingus McGee]

Yeah, the scalpel-less procedure is the new way. Not necessarily rich people method, it's becoming increasingly common. I had it and had no bleeding, and almost no swelling.

BTW-you ain't shooting blanks yet there Dingus, you have to punch out about a dozen or so before you're sterile, and about 20 or so before they'll test you. Whether with partner or alone, start ejaculating, NOW. I told my girlfriend at the time I needed assistance with that...she told me to administer my own treatment....

I forgot to mention that I have been jarkin' off like a 14 year old -already over the quota! Just gotta drop off the sample.

Also -I was kidding about the relative wealth of those enjoying the new procedure - just bashing my employer-provided HMO....I bled, I swelled,
I turned black anf blue, etc....those Stoneage sadists!