http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873/
I guess when the packers are losing, you gotta find other ways to "entertain" yourself:biggrin:
I guess when the packers are losing, you gotta find other ways to "entertain" yourself:biggrin:
N8 Post: Banging Dead Chicks Apparently NOT Illegal In Wisconsin
- Thread starter BurlyShirley
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"who was killed august 27th" 
not that banging a corpse doesnt deserve an, but 1 month old tissue??? daaaaang
not that banging a corpse doesnt deserve an
, but 1 month old tissue??? daaaaang
So if you killed and sodimized someone in Wi you could only be charged with murder? Good to know.
Are you a still a virgin if you've ****ed a corpse?
Just as long as you don't reverse the order. You have to be a murderer before you sodomize...
And thanks to the wonder that is the internet, here she is:
http://alternatecovers.blogspot.com/2006/09/photo-of-laura-tennessen.html
http://alternatecovers.blogspot.com/2006/09/photo-of-laura-tennessen.html
It would be cheaper crusing around looking for traffic fatalities than trying to pick up chicks at a bar.
Hint: Two condoms and extra KY."who was killed august 27th"
not that banging a corpse doesnt deserve an
Not if you only gave the corpse a blowjob. That's what all the teen girls do these days.
And if they aren't dead, they might be unconscious or paralyzed.
MMMMMmmmm.
No back-talk!
no cuddling involved........hell you woudlnt even need to get her drunk or slip her a roofy........
All your necropheliacs are belong to us
(It's on the WI license plate)
(It's on the WI license plate)
I'm glad we can speak openly here. I had some people call me a sick ****er last weekend when I told them I wanted to make baby shaped tofu loafs for those people who thought babies looked tasty. Really in the end I am just trying to save the real babies from getting eaten.
Vegetarians suck.
"My mom's been f***ing a dead guy for 20 years. I call him Dad."
Sorry to hear about your dad.
...she was pretty hot
so who takes up the cause for this soon-to-be crime (assuming legislation against it successfully goes through)? not pro-life groups. are there altruistic necrophiles who find this desecration absolute, not just subject to religious edicts? i'd imagine those still rabidly burning a torch for terri schiavo could be easily persuaded.
from the msnbc story:
from the msnbc story:
when the catholic church is telling you to seek help for your sexual deviancy, you know you have problems.
Say what you want about pedophile priests, they don't stoop so low as to molest dead young boys. That would be immoral.
If they do, I'm screaming like a little girl.
update, decision upheld upon appeal:
Court: Corpse Sex Not Illegal In Wisconsin
in a unanimous decision, no less.
Court: Corpse Sex Not Illegal In Wisconsin
in a unanimous decision, no less.
...and now it is illegal:
Court: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies
this'll just push corpsebuggery back into the closet
Court: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies
this'll just push corpsebuggery back into the closet
Welp, guess I'll scratch wisconsin off my list of possible moves.
I had double-jeopardy once. Amazing. But hard on the prostate.
****...
Dead DUDES are still legal to fvck right?
Right?
Please somebody tell me that's still cool.
Right?
Please somebody tell me that's still cool.
Guess I wont be "stopping by for a cold one" any time soon.
If your friends ever complain about their girlfriends just lying there like a corpse mid coitus, please refer them to the experts.
"Go stand in the freezer for an hour, nude....DO IT FOR US!!!"
Ohh sure, like who here HASN'T thought about nailin' a dead chick...sheeesshhh.