[N8 v2.0]

Cops Find Pot In Their Burger King Burgers
10/10/2006

(Los Lunas, NM) - Three employees at a New Mexico fast food restaurant are facing felony charges for allegedly putting pot inside two police officer's hamburgers over the weekend.

The officers conducted a field test on the burgers when they noticed something was wrong. The results came back positive for marijuana.

Police say officers Henry Gabaldon and Mark Landauazo decided to stop for a snack at the Los Lunas Burger King just before eleven Sunday night. They ordered a couple of burgers.

Detective Cavallero said "while eating the food they detected something was very wrong. Another Sgt. came and field tested the food and it tested positive for marijuana."

Los Lunas police were called to the restaurant and after a short investigation arrested 19-year old Jason Armijo, 21-year old Robert Knuckols and 33-year old Joseph Ledesma on a variety of felony charges.

”We don't know why they did it. Maybe they just thought they'd play a joke on a couple of officers" said Lt. Joe Sanchez.

As for the officers, they became sick and were taken to the hospital. Isleta Police found nothing funny about the incident.

“Both of them are veteran officers they have spent their careers and their lives fighting the war on drugs, and this is a direct assault on them. They are victims, and it could have ended in very tragic results if they had been responding to a life or death situation” said Detective Cavallero.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Hahahaha!

Got sick from eating a little pot? Police officers crack me up.

 

[jonKranked]

why don't we have burger kings like that here in NY? a "special" menu would be a great way to drive up sales

 

[llkoolkeg]

The officers conducted a field test on the burgers when they noticed something was wrong....Detective Cavallero said "while eating the food they detected something was very wrong.

I wonder what the hell they noticed that "was wrong". It takes most people at least 90 minutes to start feeling the effects of oral cannabis consumption so either they were taking an extended 4th meal "snack" break at 11:00pm or they noticed something else amiss, such as an unusual flavor. Were they not so put off by the experience, I might have suspected "the munchies" drove them to visit the King at that hour. :biggrin:

It is quite lame to dose ANYONE with ANYTHING, however, so the perps deserve what they get in the pokey.

 

[N8 v2.0]

I wonder what the hell they noticed that "was wrong". It takes most people at least 90 minutes to start feeling the effects of oral cannabis consumption so either they were taking an extended 4th meal "snack" break at 11:00pm or they noticed something else amiss, such as an unusual flavor. Were they not so put off by the experience, I might have suspected "the munchies" drove them to visit the King at that hour. :biggrin:

It is quite lame to dose ANYONE with ANYTHING, however, so the perps deserve what they get in the pokey.

The Isleta Pueblo Police are not the brightest....

 

[Old Man G Funk]

I wonder what the hell they noticed that "was wrong". It takes most people at least 90 minutes to start feeling the effects of oral cannabis consumption so either they were taking an extended 4th meal "snack" break at 11:00pm or they noticed something else amiss, such as an unusual flavor. Were they not so put off by the experience, I might have suspected "the munchies" drove them to visit the King at that hour. :biggrin:

It is quite lame to dose ANYONE with ANYTHING, however, so the perps deserve what they get in the pokey.

I suspect it would have been the taste/smell that tipped them off.

 

[I Are Baboon]

If something was "wrong", they probably should have checked the burger for feces and pubes.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Hahahaha!

Got sick from eating a little pot? Police officers crack me up.

Eating weed is an experience 180 degrees different from smoking it. When you toke, you intake less and the effect is much milder but more immediate. When you eat the ganj, it requires more than you'd smoke, you don't really know what you're gonna get and the high is much more physical, psychedelic and incapacitating. Shrooming is closest thing I've found to the effects of eating cooked weed.

I had a buddy who was a long time grower and toker come with me to a party being held at Dave & Busters a few years back and it was quite the memorable evening. Three of us split a batch of pot brownies I'd made earlier that day with about 1/4 oz of KB bud trimmings included. After cooking the weed in the vegetable oil for a few minutes, I added in the rest of the ingredients and baked up the brownies. While eating them, we smoked a little also so we'd ease into the experience. We immediately left for D&B in my car and met our other friends there.

Well, two of the three of us had a magically psychedelic time but my one buddy completely wigged out after being at D&B for less than an hour and drinking only one beer. While eating dinner prior to gaming, a magician came to our table to entertain us. My one buddy was acting a little wierd looking into his hands a lot during the magic trick when all of a sudden he jumped up out of the booth yelling, "You are the most annoying magician I have ever seen! Why don't you just leave me alone!" The very nice, attractive and talented female magician quickly gathered up her props and scurried off to another table while I grabbed my buddies arm and dragged him off outside.

"What the hell is your problem?" I asked, but got no better answer than "I'm sorry...I dunno...all the lights and sounds were messing with me and then that damn magician got in my face." Realizing he was having some kind of bad trip, I took him out to my car in the parking lot, plopped him in the passenger seat, reclined it and told him to just sleep it off until we got back from the party. I went back inside and had fun, but had to come out several times to check on him and make sure he wasn't attracting attention to himself in some bizarre way.

When the party was over and we left D&B, we found him leaned up against my car with people nearby pointing and whispering. He'd apparently gotten sick in the lot then whipped it out and pissed right there even though people were coming and going. Tired of dealing with him, I sent him home with my girlfriend at the time and another female friend who agreed to drop him off at his house in Springfield which was near theirs. The last I saw of him that evening, my girlfriend was buckling him into the back seat of her car like he was a toddler while threatening to beat his ass and leave him by the side of the road if he puked on her car's seat or interior. I found out the next day that she had to pull over on the way to his house to accommodate his puke on the shoulder of 495. He got a little yak splash on the rocker panel and outside door of her car which she didn't notice until the next day, so I had to call him up and yell until he drove over and took her car through one of those automated car washes.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Eating weed is an experience 180 degrees different from smoking it. When you toke, you intake less and the effect is much milder but more immediate. When you eat the ganj, it requires more than you'd smoke, you don't really know what you're gonna get and the high is much more physical, psychedelic and incapacitating. Shrooming is closest thing I've found to the effects of eating cooked weed.

Always felt the same as smoking it to me.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Always felt the same as smoking it to me.

You are the first person I've ever heard say that. Perhaps you were eating smaller amounts or not preparing it correctly...then again, every body is different. Were that the case for me, I'd cook with it even less due to the wastage factor.

I enjoy cooking and eating it but only every now and again. I'll have to dig up the pictures I took in Vancouver of me grinding up 1/4 oz of Golden Haze, cooking it in butter/olive oil, then brushing it on two large Boboli crusts to make lemon/garlic prawn pizzas.

 

[BurlyShirley]

You are the first person I've ever heard say that. Perhaps you were eating smaller amounts or not preparing it correctly...then again, every body is different. Were that the case for me, I'd cook with it even less due to the wastage factor.

I enjoy cooking and eating it but only every now and again. I'll have to dig up the pictures I took in Vancouver of me grinding up 1/4 oz of Golden Haze, cooking it in butter/olive oil, then brushing it on two large Boboli crusts to make lemon/garlic prawn pizzas.

This has been years ago, but just the typical rice crispies treats and brownies and stuff. Takes longer of course to set in and lasts longer, but I honestly never noticed much of a difference. Maybe more of a 'body high' effect, but yea, all in all, about the same.

 

[$tinkle]

<snip>
Well, two of the three of us had a magically psychedelic time but my one buddy completely wigged out after being at D&B for less than an hour and drinking only one beer. While eating dinner prior to gaming, a magician came to our table to entertain us. My one buddy was acting a little wierd looking into his hands a lot during the magic trick when all of a sudden he jumped up out of the booth yelling, "You are the most annoying magician I have ever seen! Why don't you just leave me alone!" The very nice, attractive and talented female magician quickly gathered up her props and scurried off to another table while I grabbed my buddies arm and dragged him off outside.
<snip>

it's guys like this that will insure pot will never get legalized.

 

[llkoolkeg]

it's guys like this that will Ensure pot will never get legalized.

It's funny 'cause he's normally polite, friendly and accommodating almost to the point of being a wallflower, but eating the herb produced under those conditions for him a very bad trip. I used only 1/4 oz in the batch and it was split three ways but something about eating it produced in a longtime stoner an exaggerated reaction not shared by myself or my other buddy. Frankly at this point in my life, I could care less whether or not it gets legalized here. If the gubmint got involved in the weed trade in any way, they'd find some way of fvcking up the free lunch like they do everything else they affix their official seal to.

 

[syadasti]

it's guys like this that will insure pot will never get legalized.

How is it any worse than obnoxious/angry/annoying drunks?

 

[sanjuro]

This has been years ago, but just the typical rice crispies treats and brownies and stuff. Takes longer of course to set in and lasts longer, but I honestly never noticed much of a difference. Maybe more of a 'body high' effect, but yea, all in all, about the same.

I think the problem with eating marijuana-laced goods is lack of control over the amount.

Since the effect from smoking is more immediate, you know pretty quickly how many puffs you should take.

When you chow a cookie, you won't know if you should have just one or 5 until about a hour later, which then is too late.

Of course, the surprise makes it much more interesting...

 

[$tinkle]

How is it any worse than obnoxious/angry/annoying drunks?

they were grandfathered in.

i didn't say there was a sound argument against pot; in fact, i think it's far safer, far funner, and just good wholesome nutrition to be had.

i can be a raving wife-beating alcoholic, but as long as i claim to be "in treatment", i can keep my security clearance working for the gov't. but if i go to the park & smoke one joint (a misdemeanor, mind you), it's all over.

 

[llkoolkeg]

they were grandfathered in.

i didn't say there was a sound argument against pot; in fact, i think it's far safer, far funner, and just good wholesome nutrition to be had.

i can be a raving wife-beating alcoholic, but as long as i claim to be "in treatment", i can keep my security clearance working for the gov't. but if i go to the park & smoke one joint (a misdemeanor, mind you), it's all over.

So...how have we not shared a dube yet? :biggrin:

 

[$tinkle]

So...how have we not shared a dube yet? :biggrin:

just as soon as canada invades, it's on.

 

[SofaKingBanned]

Now they're what I'd call Super Troopers!