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Nascar Merchandising: Caskets Now Available...

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
I heard about this on the radio today, and did a quick goog on it.

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~tshire/index_files/Page686.htm

Word has it, a signature line of Dale Jr., Jeff Gordon, etc... Caskets will soon be available to the public.

ALSO: Redsox, Cubs other MLB teams will have them and NFL teams.

I like sports. I mean, I love sports. Who wants their life defined by a corporate symbol like a NY Yankees casket? Thats freaking weird.

I wonder what the Nascar drivers think. It'd be pretty creepy to have your face adorn some casket.
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
I'm gonna get a carbon fiber caskey, with ti-ni handles on the side, and a lid equipped with PUSHed dampers.

Naw. I'd personally prefer cardboard (seriously). Easier for all the stuff to degrade properly. And Noah, remember my headstone, it has to read "Avenge Meeeeee!"
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Im not paying for that shizz. Hopefully Ill die in the woods and the birds can eat me. Finally, Id realize my true potential.
Or, in a twist of irony, bears can eat you.


Then they'll do what..you know...bears do in the woods.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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I want to be hollowed out and dried and painted to look like Batman then stuffed with candy and money and condoms and fireworks and hung up as a pinata at my wake.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,183
1
TN
I want to be hollowed out and dried and painted to look like Batman then stuffed with candy and money and condoms and fireworks and hung up as a pinata at my wake.
I thought you'd be tired of being stuffed with condoms at this point.:banana:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
36,532
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Sleazattle
I want to be dipped in liquid nitrogen the let everyone at the funeral smash my corpse with hammers. People could take the shattered chunks home with them as souvenirs.
 

Jabuttri

Monkey
Sep 16, 2005
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Bellingham & Portland
I want to put it in a will that for anyone to get any of my money they have to do my funeral exactly as I want it. I have to be barried Butt naked and it has to be an open casket funeral. Make people remember me. Perhaps with a bottle of whisky in one arm and some skis in the other
 

woof

Monkey
May 17, 2005
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I want to put it in a will that for anyone to get any of my money they have to do my funeral exactly as I want it. I have to be barried Butt naked and it has to be an open casket funeral. Make people remember me. Perhaps with a bottle of whisky in one arm and some skis in the other
Sounds like you could use one of these also - http://www.seemerot.com/