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BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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yeah...thats good.

I just hate that STUPID GOTHGIRL HAIRCUT that EVERY GOTH chick has. And get a ****ing tan too!
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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So Cal
BurlyShirley said:
yeah...thats good.

I just hate that STUPID GOTHGIRL HAIRCUT that EVERY GOTH chick has. And get a ****ing tan too!
You and I have some very opposite tastes in women. I for one, LOVE the haircut with the bangs... reminds me of Betty Page. And I LOVE the snow white tan as well. For some reason girls with tans and darker girls don't do it for me.

Hey, at least we don't have to worry about stealing each others GF's/Wives.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
Ciaran said:
You and I have some very opposite tastes in women. I for one, LOVE the haircut with the bangs... reminds me of Betty Page. And I LOVE the snow white tan as well. For some reason girls with tans and darker girls don't do it for me.

Hey, at least we don't have to worry about stealing each others GF's/Wives.
It's fine to have your tastes, dont get me wrong, but IMO the whole Betty Paige lookalike thing got old long ago. And the whole "im just expressing myself" schpeel is tired too. You're not expressing yourself, you're trying to look like ****ing Betty Paige. My girl has tattoos and all that, but she's also sensible when she needs to be. Dressing up like its halloween every day is just unprofessional because people dont take you seriously. That may be more a reflection of others, but you dont take the time to dress like that if you dont want some kind of attention, and the kind of attention it draws is negative, so I just find people like that a little shallow, and not hot.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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BurlyShirley said:
yeah...thats good.

I just hate that STUPID GOTHGIRL HAIRCUT that EVERY GOTH chick has. And get a ****ing tan too!
Oh man I so love that pasty white look. I so dislike women with fake tans. I don't even mind their vieny boobs either. Goth girls wil eff your brains out and you don't have to worry about those awkward run into them at the pub after moments either. They will always treat you as bad as you treat them.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
jdcamb said:
Oh man I so love that pasty white look. I so dislike women with fake tans. I don't even mind their vieny boobs either. Goth girls wil eff your brains out and you don't have to worry about those awkward run into them at the pub after moments either. They will always treat you as bad as you treat them.
Yeah, they usually are easy. Refer back to what I said about them being molested.
 

jdcamb

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Curb Hucker said:
was she a :oink:
Nope. Skinny as a rail. Hadn't eaten in days. She was home sick and hungry. I saw her about a year ago and she lost the goth thing, got a job a BC/BS, got married, and put on like 20lbs. She actually thanked me for "being nice to her" and bought me a pint.
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
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Curb Hucker said:
was she a :oink:
Yep, a lot of Goth chicks are wally hogs.
They are muffin top offenders at a way higher percentage than regular girls.
I guess it goes hand in hand with their damaged emotional state.
I always see their thunder thighs stretching out their black panty hose
so far they are light gray.
If they are gonna spend so much time making theirselves up to get looked at, climb up on a stairmaster once in a while so I can keep my food down when you walk down the street.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
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The Cleft of Venus
Her Blog is a hoot:

http://www.pauleyp.com/blog/

Example:

Sunday, February 19, 2006
BONDAGE

Tie my hands
behind my back
and drag me that way
so you can't see my face.

You could see
if you'd look...
past the blinding
deafening
pill you took

and you never learned
to lip read
for you do not want
what you really need
or read at all
the writing on the wall

You walk ahead
with torch held high
maintaining a shackle
beneath my thigh
because binding me
is the only way you see
to make it.

I know your need...
but you can't see
that I hold the key and can be free...
I'm doing you a favor

I'll be small while tall you stand
as I'm feverishly writing
in the sand
and even through
your biting hand
I understand
The wanting...

To bind me
to blind me
to sign me
entwine me
to throw me
to know me
to drone me
to clone me
I would want to, too
if I were you

Your mind should be full
of why I let you pull
and I don't resist
and I respond with a kiss...
But watch your wrist
because eventually
I'll slash.
And you will crash
and maybe me too
because we both
have something to lose
You need to feel big
and I have to feel small
but in the end,
you shrink
and have nothing at all
loose chain
and an empty,
useless trick bag
because...
I didn't really like the drag
I just hung around
to hear your feet pound
with the weight of your own weakness.

I speak this now
so you will know how
the seed becomes an oak
that I may provoke
your armor crack
so you can avoid
a broken back
and I can save the one
of your next attack

you tied my hands
behind my back
but I let you...
you lose...
I win.
I am pale
and you are black
but you're indebted ...
you choose your sins.

The humility
that was my chore
is again the knock
upon my door
to break the chain
and walk away
while you desperately search
for your next prey
and try to make them
very small
so you can then feel
very tall
You crack your whip
and search the crowd
for the next to be shadowed
by your cloud
on your sinking ship
of your downward fall
Can't read the writing
on the wall
Illiterate
no matter what the scrawl
Of the toes in sand
Of who you make crawl
And still you remain
So Very Small
For The One With The Whip
Learns Nothing At All.

(c) pauley p.

posted by pauleyp @ 4:02 AM
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
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damn n8... you find that cr@p a 'hoot'


my god we live in different worlds... i think all people who have blogs should have their hands cut off... they are almost as sad as the people who read them...
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
partsbara said:
damn n8... you find that cr@p a 'hoot'


my god we live in different worlds... i think all people who have blogs should have their hands cut off... they are almost as sad as the people who read them...

Who reads 'em? I only cut-n-paste...