Neat idea for LordOpie's wife...

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  1. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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  2. johnbryanpeters

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    You must spread some Reputation...
     
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Of course that is assuming Opies wife lets him have his balls back during the delivery.
     
  4. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    your "boys" are going to look like a billiard ball in a tube sock by the time she is done.
     
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    Thats just awesome
     
  6. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I felt my boy was kicking, he stopped, but I wanted him to keep going so I'm rubbing my wife's belly pretty hard.

    She looks at me straight face, "Never shake a baby!"

    :D
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    How big is her purse? :think:
     
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    Please learn from your parents mistakes.
     
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    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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    Ouch.

    That would make me think twice about brining a child into this world. Also make me question if it were possible to do again afterward.
     
  10. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    plenty big enough to hold his balls.
     
  11. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    I saw the thread title and assumed that there would be a one word post:

    Divorce?
     
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    Hmmmm, just had another thought on this, Maybe what is depicted in the picture shows why teh Aztecs are no more.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You think ripping testicles off is a problem? :monkeydance:
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Lets just leave it as I like mine where they are!!!!
     
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    Google image the word "eunuch" with safe search off.

    YEAH it's a problem! :think:
     
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    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    That's where I learned the meaning as well...
     
  17. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Twat?
     
  18. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    I would probably get the shipping insurance.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Like anyone here has ever seen Blazing Saddles or know who Madeline Kahn is....
     
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    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    'scuse me while i whip dis out