johnbryanpeters Hero Sep 27, 2001 35,968 16,288 Making moss sad in New Haven, Vermont Dec 28, 2007 #2 You must spread some Reputation...
Ciaran Fear my banana Apr 5, 2004 9,839 15 So Cal Dec 28, 2007 #3 Of course that is assuming Opies wife lets him have his balls back during the delivery.
offsprung Monkey Aug 5, 2007 907 1 Rochester Dec 28, 2007 #4 LordOpie said: my wife is laughing. Cuz of this, I can continue to be a monkey... so long as I get abused at times. I suppose if she goes from 34-C to 34-long, so should I? Click to expand... your "boys" are going to look like a billiard ball in a tube sock by the time she is done.
LordOpie said: my wife is laughing. Cuz of this, I can continue to be a monkey... so long as I get abused at times. I suppose if she goes from 34-C to 34-long, so should I? Click to expand... your "boys" are going to look like a billiard ball in a tube sock by the time she is done.
DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer Aug 8, 2005 14,437 1,017 My own world inside my head Dec 28, 2007 #5 Thats just awesome
LordOpie MOTHER HEN Oct 17, 2002 21,022 3 Denver Dec 28, 2007 #6 I felt my boy was kicking, he stopped, but I wanted him to keep going so I'm rubbing my wife's belly pretty hard. She looks at me straight face, "Never shake a baby!"
I felt my boy was kicking, he stopped, but I wanted him to keep going so I'm rubbing my wife's belly pretty hard. She looks at me straight face, "Never shake a baby!"
bluebug32 Asshat Jan 14, 2005 6,141 0 Floating down the Hudson Dec 28, 2007 #7 Ciaran said: Of course that is assuming Opies wife lets him have his balls back during the delivery. Click to expand... How big is her purse?
Ciaran said: Of course that is assuming Opies wife lets him have his balls back during the delivery. Click to expand... How big is her purse?
dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey Dec 12, 2006 1,517 0 CT Dec 28, 2007 #8 LordOpie said: She looks at me straight face, "Never shake a baby!" Click to expand... Please learn from your parents mistakes.
LordOpie said: She looks at me straight face, "Never shake a baby!" Click to expand... Please learn from your parents mistakes.
Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast Apr 28, 2005 8,171 189 Santa Cruz, CA Dec 29, 2007 #9 Ouch. That would make me think twice about brining a child into this world. Also make me question if it were possible to do again afterward.
Ouch. That would make me think twice about brining a child into this world. Also make me question if it were possible to do again afterward.
offsprung Monkey Aug 5, 2007 907 1 Rochester Dec 29, 2007 #10 bluebug32 said: How big is her purse? Click to expand... plenty big enough to hold his balls.
Silver find me a tampon Jul 20, 2002 10,840 1 Orange County, CA Dec 29, 2007 #11 I saw the thread title and assumed that there would be a one word post: Divorce?
DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer Aug 8, 2005 14,437 1,017 My own world inside my head Dec 29, 2007 #12 Hmmmm, just had another thought on this, Maybe what is depicted in the picture shows why teh Aztecs are no more.
Hmmmm, just had another thought on this, Maybe what is depicted in the picture shows why teh Aztecs are no more.
LordOpie MOTHER HEN Oct 17, 2002 21,022 3 Denver Dec 29, 2007 #13 DirtyMike said: Hmmmm, just had another thought on this, Maybe what is depicted in the picture shows why teh Aztecs are no more. Click to expand... You think ripping testicles off is a problem?
DirtyMike said: Hmmmm, just had another thought on this, Maybe what is depicted in the picture shows why teh Aztecs are no more. Click to expand... You think ripping testicles off is a problem?
DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer Aug 8, 2005 14,437 1,017 My own world inside my head Dec 29, 2007 #14 Lets just leave it as I like mine where they are!!!!
Dartman Old Bastard Mike Feb 26, 2003 3,911 0 Richmond, VA Dec 29, 2007 #15 LordOpie said: You think ripping testicles off is a problem? Click to expand... Google image the word "eunuch" with safe search off. YEAH it's a problem!
LordOpie said: You think ripping testicles off is a problem? Click to expand... Google image the word "eunuch" with safe search off. YEAH it's a problem!
Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent Jul 2, 2002 13,681 4,904 North Van Dec 29, 2007 #16 That's where I learned the meaning as well...
Dartman Old Bastard Mike Feb 26, 2003 3,911 0 Richmond, VA Dec 29, 2007 #17 LordOpie said: Where did you learn the word, "twat"? Blazing Saddles? Click to expand... Twat?
firemandivi They drank my Tooters Sep 7, 2006 784 -1 a state called denial Dec 29, 2007 #18 I would probably get the shipping insurance.
jdcamb Tool Time! Feb 17, 2002 19,800 8,384 Nowhere Man! Dec 29, 2007 #19 LordOpie said: Hedley Lamarr: [to Lili Von Stupp] Shut up, you Teutonic twat! Click to expand... Like anyone here has ever seen Blazing Saddles or know who Madeline Kahn is....
LordOpie said: Hedley Lamarr: [to Lili Von Stupp] Shut up, you Teutonic twat! Click to expand... Like anyone here has ever seen Blazing Saddles or know who Madeline Kahn is....
firemandivi They drank my Tooters Sep 7, 2006 784 -1 a state called denial Dec 29, 2007 #20 jdcamb said: Like anyone here has ever seen Blazing Saddles or know who Madeline Kahn is.... Click to expand... Blazing Saddles-Best Line "Where all da White Woman At?"
jdcamb said: Like anyone here has ever seen Blazing Saddles or know who Madeline Kahn is.... Click to expand... Blazing Saddles-Best Line "Where all da White Woman At?"