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  1. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    I am really nervous today because I have a date this evening. I haven't had a date in a long time. What are some things that you RM people do to alleviate anxiety before a date. Keep in mind my name isn't pinkshirtphots but seeing as this is RM I expect some level of asshattery.
     
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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Pants cause anxiety. Don't wear'em.
     
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  3. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Remember the Movie, There's something about Mary?

    No really though, just be yourself, and go for it
     
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  4. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Might as well say 'Hey baby want a hot dog' if that is going to be my approach.
     
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  5. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    "Never go into a date with a loaded gun."
     
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  6. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Where ya taking her?

    It is a her, right?
     
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  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    yeah man, rub one out.

    heck, if it gets that far, cuz you did rub one, you'll last twice as long!
     
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  8. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Yes it is a her and we are going to a bar to talk and relax. Nothing too up tight.
     
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  9. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Arrange for six dozen roses to be waiting on the bar in vases when you arrive.

    Then tell her you want her to do a shot for every rose on the bar.
     
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  10. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Let her pay the bar tab. Chicks nowadays hate when men try to act macho by picking up the tab.
     
  11. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Awesome she will be drunk and paying the tab. This looks like it will be a great evening.
     
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    A drunk date does not sound awesome.
     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    For the last two roses instead of shots give her two wrapped gifts. A tub of KY and a ball gag.
     
  14. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    Make sure you clean the pipes - that will help reduce stress and ward off cancer
     
  15. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    I love the ball gag idea

    :pirate2:
     
  16. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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  17. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Take her home and then wake her up at 2am to break up with her.
     
  18. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    That seems a little too forward. On the first date the woman should choose the orifice.
     
  19. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Thanks there is now orange juice all over my monitor
     
  20. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Let her choose the orifice once and she'll start thinking she can choose everything else, like the clothes she wears, or what kind of sandwich she makes me.
     
  21. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    save the hot cinnamon for the second date, duh
     
  22. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    I find anal beads inserted throughout the date work well

    Bonus: Tell her its her turn later
     
  23. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    That is why on the second date the gift is a shock collar.

    There is a joke loosely refering to a donkey punch in there.
     
  24. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    Now that's a priceless comment!
     
  25. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Rohypnol gets a bad rap, but if used ethically (ie. on a total prude bitch) it can be very effective and rewarding.
     
  26. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    If truth be told, just be yourself and try to stay relaxed. If things don't go right, then its not meant to be and move on.
     
  27. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    Agreed, we need pics.

    A mental trick to relax is approach the girl like you've been old friends (sans the dirty, inside jokes).
     
  28. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    Do nothing but stare at her tits when you talk to her, she'll like that. Grab her ass every chance you get, and try to grab her tits, too. Wax eloquently about your sexual prowess, this will impress her to no end. And above all, be vulgar and crass. This turns women on the most. She will cream her thong (unless she is going commando) and won't be able to wait to get you into bed.
     
  29. FriedRys

    FriedRys Monkey

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  30. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Your date isn't an IHOP waitress by any chance, is she?
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  32. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
    Step 2: Put your junk in the box.
    Step 3: Make her open the box.
     
  33. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Have a pre-date martini or 3.... dirty
     
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    dhmike Turbo Monkey

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    did you give her d*ck in a box ? how did your date go broken spoke?
     
  35. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    So how did the date go? Did you give her the Cleveland Meat Hook?
     
  36. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    He posted at 1:21am.

    Clearly, the industrial sized vat of lube was not needed :D
     
  37. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Haha. The date went well, she is definitely someone that I can see being with.
     
  38. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Did you take her to IHOP to make your waitress love jealous?
     
  39. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    glad to hear the date went well.
    still :picsstfu:
     
  40. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Damn that would have just been perfect.