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Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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Your posts are getting better, N8. That was frikkin awsome! New project for next week... make guillotine arrows! Eff Yeah!!
 

Tame Ape

BUY HOPE!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2003
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err, that was pretty f'ing awful. I had to watch that with the sound off at work but it didn't seem like a joke...

Nothing better then a bunch of fat dudes in a camo tent in the woods spending "quality time" killing sh!t.:banana:
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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err, that was pretty f'ing awful. I had to watch that with the sound off at work but it didn't seem like a joke...

Nothing better then a bunch of fat dudes in a camo tent in the woods spending "quality time" killing sh!t.:banana:

It's yummy turkeys for crissakes...

..and using an arrow is heck of a lot more sporty than shooting them with a shotgun.
 

Tame Ape

BUY HOPE!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2003
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It's yummy turkeys for crissakes...

..and using an arrow is heck of a lot more sporty than shooting them with a shotgun.


This is yummy turkey!

edit: I don't need to see it's head get loped off or see it pushed into the delimeat machine to eat it.
 

Evil plug

Chimp
Dec 12, 2005
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I used those last season, theyre the sickest things ever for turkey hunting. And for the record, killing your own turkey is so much more humane, and better tasting than buying a Butterball
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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MTB New England
I used those last season, theyre the sickest things ever for turkey hunting. And for the record, killing your own turkey is so much more humane, and better tasting than buying a Butterball
I have a cousin who hunts turkey with a traditional bow and arrow. He agrees that a freshly killed bird tastes better than a grocery store bird.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Nowhere Man!
PLEASE BACK UP ASSERTION WITH FACTS
Ever been to a turkey farm? Not a free range farm but one of those huge shed farms (were most of the turkey you eat comes from). They are pretty nasty even for man or fowl. They even suffer in death also.

Were as a wild turkey gets to be just that. Until the fatal moment of a hunt it only suffers just the usual hardships of a wild animal. The fatal moment is almost always fast and painless. Most never see it coming.

Were as if that same turkey gets attacked and mauled by say a fox or other predator. It will suffer a extremely cruel death then. Since in most areas the turkey population has exploded because of a lack of predators. Hunters actually help with conservtion efforts.

Plus they are quite tasty too....
 

Tame Ape

BUY HOPE!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2003
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Ever been to a turkey farm? Not a free range farm but one of those huge shed farms (were most of the turkey you eat comes from). They are pretty nasty even for man or fowl. They even suffer in death also.

Were as a wild turkey gets to be just that. Until the fatal moment of a hunt it only suffers just the usual hardships of a wild animal. The fatal moment is almost always fast and painless. Most never see it coming.

Were as if that same turkey gets attacked and mauled by say a fox or other predator. It will suffer a extremely cruel death then. Since in most areas the turkey population has exploded because of a lack of predators. Hunters actually help with conservtion efforts.

Plus they are quite tasty too....
MUST SAMPLE THE GOODS TO BELIEVE THIS.:biggrin:
 

wood-dog

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2005
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the mid-west armpit!
err, that was pretty f'ing awful. I had to watch that with the sound off at work but it didn't seem like a joke...

Nothing better then a bunch of fat dudes in a camo tent in the woods spending "quality time" killing sh!t.:banana:
I agree with you sooo much! And I think that this clip is totally inappropriate for a mtn bike site. Perhaps it should be reposted on "I'm a fat drunk a$$-hole country boy with a litlte dick" website

I am sure that freshly killed Turkey does taste better. But the fact that the clip was put on here to laugh at and to think it is so fvcking cool, not to show someone sample its tasty bits, is in bad taste.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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So Cal
Have fun with those at the Pennsic War event...

:p
10,000 drunk people dressed in funny costumes waving swords around. And loose women... don't forget the loose women. What's not to like?

And how do you know about Pennsic? Unless you've been... Hmmm... Got some tights your hiding there, N8?
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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seems more humane than a regular slaugherhouse.

although the whole thing of "killing for entertainment" is rather sadistic.
to get a feelling of some sort of achievement, or "hell yeah!" kicks out of a decapitated turkey corpse is lame.
hunting turkeys??? wtf? why dont "hunt" hens, or crippled, blind, tied and terminally ill recently-hatched parrots?
 

Potroast88

YouTube Boy
Jan 18, 2004
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wtf? why dont "hunt" hens, or crippled, blind, tied and terminally ill recently-hatched parrots?
Because parrots taste gamey and the guys at work look at you funny if you bust out a "parrot & cheese on sourdough" for lunch.
 

buildyourown

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2004
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I think the post in completely appropriate. It's the lounge, not a mt bike forum.
The linked site is demonstrating a new MORE humane way for hunters to kill a Turkey. This is more humane and better for you than any turkey you can buy at the store. Many monkeys are hunters and this type of content is just as appropriate as somebodies diving trip pics or car questions.
Get of your PETA horse. There was a warning and you clicked anyways.
 

be-radd

Chimp
May 31, 2004
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1
O-town
when i lived in western PA me and my dad would go to the annual turkey shoot at the fair grounds. which involved turkeys tied to cinder blocks and you pay five dollars to pick one off from like 50 yards away or some distance. if you shot it you got to keep it. this stuff with the arrow is probley the fastest and most humane way for them to die, I approve, and wild turkey is ten times better tasting and healthy then store bought if not more.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
although the whole thing of "killing for entertainment" is rather sadistic.
We sadists are the yin to the masochists yang. It's a symbiotic relationship you see. A win-win kinda deal. So don't be hatin' on our positive vibed sadistic-hippy turkey shoot.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
neat arrow.

but how someone can enjoy dressing up, blowing on a whistle, and hiding for 12 hours to shoot a bird 20 feet away is beyond me.
I have to agree with this. I'd die of boredom.

Back on the farm we'd just grab the fowl, bash it with an axe handle, then lop off its head with a nice sharp broadaxe.

It wasn't particularly entertaining, but it was good eatin'. :D
 

Tame Ape

BUY HOPE!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2003
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I have to agree with this. I'd die of boredom.

Back on the farm we'd just grab the fowl, bash it with an axe handle, then lop off its head with a nice sharp broadaxe.

It wasn't particularly entertaining, but it was good eatin'. :D
yummmmmm, broadaxe.....
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
I agree with you sooo much! And I think that this clip is totally inappropriate for a mtn bike site. Perhaps it should be reposted on "I'm a fat drunk a$$-hole country boy with a litlte dick" website
I tried to join that online community but they rejected my application, citing my flacid measurement in excess of their *E.A.M. figure.














*Erect Allowable Maximum
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Graphics?
So- are you implying that I crave attention or requesting photographic proof? On second thought, in either case, you have earned yourself a complimentary :bonk:

My post was actually intended to be a mildly humorous response to the cliche implication by "sensitive types" that enjoying firearms, sports cars, or anything else manly is indicative of microphallus.