Forward thinking... Bottle mounts on the top side of top tube. Combining with the fleshlight idea could really breathe some life into the ole bar-hump.
New GG Bike Reveal Poll
- Thread starter jackalope
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All components will be Bluetooth controlled.
No, "bike has bluetooth and wifi connectivity", but doesn't do anything except connect.
New 100 mm frame made out of 7075...no fancy machining or glued clamshell silliness...just dropping lovely dimes
https://phys.org/news/2019-01-nanotechnology-enables-weld-previously-un-weldable.html
https://phys.org/news/2019-01-nanotechnology-enables-weld-previously-un-weldable.html
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It looks like friction stir welding is already used to weld that alloy in many different applications.
And you need some goofy bug riddled app to connect. And for some reason the bike won't work if you can't connect. And you're gonna need to constantly update the app in the middle of a ride out in the woods when you have no service. And it's gonna drain your phone battery super fast.
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Now you are catching on, and the new app won't work with your Iphone 6, you'll have to upgrade.
...ya but does it come with bike mountable solar panels?
Solar power helmet? Integrated into the frames crabon matrix?
Gotta feed the batteries somehow.
Solar power helmet? Integrated into the frames crabon matrix?
Gotta feed the batteries somehow.
it's the 30th over here, WHERE IS THE BIKE????
Does it include sunscreen?
Amigos, the launch party starts tonight. Keep an eye on social media for live streaming links.
That's likely.
[spoiler alert!]
I've got a mole in the GG HQ, and he just sent me some shop drawings...apparently its an Enduro-Tandem bike using their new suspension system (Fully Uncalibrated Cantilever) and will feature multiple floating shocks for the most tuneable suspension ever. Double the riders, double the fun!
Also some discussions about bringing Rude and Graves to pilot the new beast. Definitely gonna need some "Rhyno power" to get this sled up to speed.
I've got a mole in the GG HQ, and he just sent me some shop drawings...apparently its an Enduro-Tandem bike using their new suspension system (Fully Uncalibrated Cantilever) and will feature multiple floating shocks for the most tuneable suspension ever. Double the riders, double the fun!
Also some discussions about bringing Rude and Graves to pilot the new beast. Definitely gonna need some "Rhyno power" to get this sled up to speed.
I hate waiting of course, but then again, I don't require much incentive to start tailgating during work hours and into dinner time. Thankfully my intra-desk booze bottle is still over half full, so I should be in fine spirits by the time the curtain is dropped on the new double-wheeled dopamine syringe (or when the German style sex show starts...I'd be fine with either, or both for that matter).
Man... I hope I don't end up on The List just due to association.
Since you said that.........Man... I hope I don't end up on The List just due to association.
mtg: make that three pre-orders
You don't work with those shit heads do you?
#watchlist
the Kill List?Man... I hope I don't end up on The List just due to association.
Big Deal....the GG crew have created a new steel framed urban delivery bike to help with the traffic problem throughout downtown Denver. Why is that relevant in a DH forum? I'll obviously be there for the beer, but is a launch party for such a bike so necessary? What a hype machine!
My apologies if I've said too much but realistically your Non-Disclosure agreement was a little weak!
My apologies if I've said too much but realistically your Non-Disclosure agreement was a little weak!
You've said too much
While I do see your point and agree on some level, this mother will hold a lot of beer...
oooh, oooh...maybe they’re branching out into rap names and their hydroponic bike can be called The Chronic! Then they can do a bunch of weed-related features acronyms...
No... but threatening to bomb any organization is a sure way to get on The List, no?
I meant explosive diarrhea. Jesus. Get your mind in the gutter.
Death is too good for imba. They deserve to live....covered in poo.
My money is on a long travel 29er. What do I get if I guessed it right??