Too many dicks all pounding one delicate flower.
New Guy Here
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kaslx already with the "meet me behind the car wash" PM's? That didn't take long.
Mods need to change his name to Blown241.kaslx already with the "meet me behind the car wash" PM's? That didn't take long.
After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
No 29er, no 650b.
I have a 29er. It's a Diamondback overdrive comp, I hate it is much that I don't talk about it.No 29er, no 650b.
Plus it's for sale, so hopefully it will be gone soon.I'm sure other 29ers are fine, but this one isn't.
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I have yet to ride a 29er, so I wouldn't know the difference. 
Oh so you have a sister....please, tell us more.
Pics are also required.
Welcome aboard, 240. You'll find that once you get through all the white noise and mindless drivel around here, there is actually very little substance, helpfulness, and useful information. But, it can be entertaining and it beats the hell out of working. We used to have girls that post here too but they are all gone now.
I would post pics, but every time someone try's to take one, the camera breaks.
Just imagine a cross between a tonton and a wookie, just hairier.
Don't forget about the industry God that was r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
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You do not think that stops me from looking do ya? Have you not seen my stache???
"No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink" "
in a row?
says the guy who only runs now
not a nice thing to say about your sister
There are those hereabouts who like that sort of thing...
Admission is the first step to recovery.
Not me man...I am a Princess Leia in the gold bikini type...
While princess Leah in a gold bikini is always a great choice... Sometimes a shot of reality is good to keep the grandure of the dream that is Leah
I look at such pics fairly regularly, reference my screen name again... Like I said, I live up to it
It's LEIA not LEAH ffs. Christ Almighty, JohnE even spelled it correctly for you.
Your under the assumption I care in the slightest
You're, goddamit.
TGN
TGN
Hahaha, I wonder if Jbp realizes i did that on purpose?
Oh and its God damn it, if you really waht to get technical.
PSP hacked DM's account again.
Ha, naw just trying to type on the phone, i fail
and that excites you
He's probably in the middle of 246 and 247 on MTBR by now.
Odd, I thought most of those guys over there were tubeless...
I think we should be nice to new folks. When you guys die off I'm going to need replacements just as stupid as you guys....