New Iraqi Temp leader #2
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...cause too many of my bros are dead already.
And you're not over there because.....?BurlySurly said:
i was supposed to go about 3 or 4 different times. Had packed up all my desert gear and everything, but got canceled every time for one reason or another...i feel bad about it, but as a PR guy, y'know, i feel like i at least help out some over here. its going to suck when the grand kids ask about it, but you know, its probably for the better. **** it anyway. July 12 is my last day. Then i become an idealistic college hippy idiot for 4 years.
BurlySurly said:
That ought to be an interesting transistion. Got yer birkenstocks all picked out?
Ah no.
Actually the plan is, since I managed a newspaper here for a while, to take over the quite-liberal school paper and turn it into a foxnews style, O'reilly spin-machine...more just to piss people off than to actually accomplish anything. And also sleep with some more women.
Actually the plan is, since I managed a newspaper here for a while, to take over the quite-liberal school paper and turn it into a foxnews style, O'reilly spin-machine...more just to piss people off than to actually accomplish anything. And also sleep with some more women.
BurlySurly said:
noble pursuits, every one...
I guess if i get a degree out of it, great...whatever. But my only real plan is to buy a plot of land in alaska or canada or some **** and maybe be a fishing and hunting guide in the summer and maybe teach some or write some in the winter. I got a girlfriend who lives in Belarus, but she's uh....in Belarus...so whatever goes down with that too i guess.
ah, welcome newbie.drift1492 said:Why not just appoint Saddam.
Pack him up and send him back.
Pull out the soldiers.
Then let him go get his stockpile of WMDs out of the cave they're hidden in.
Shoot a couple of them at us.
We'll intercept them.
Then go over there and liberate Iraq again.
It's so neat to watch them grow up
You must keep us informed on this one. Acutally a former Marine newman taking over a college paper has reality show written all over it. But I don't think you could just go storming in there. Grow your hair long and act like a hippy, once they take you into their realm show up one day and start kicking some heads in.BurlySurly said:
Pfffft...Slugman said:
BTW - the hippies left in the 70's... only a couple small packs of them (it's like getting rid of mice, the infestation is over... but you still see one once in a while)
I dunno where you live, but at the school where i take classes at night...its chock full o' rancid hippies.
Slugman said:
BTW - the hippies left in the 70's... only a couple small packs of them (it's like getting rid of mice, the infestation is over... but you still see one once in a while)
Here in Boulder they are mutating! We have what is known as "Yippies" It is this cross bread of Yuppies and Hippies. They drive around in thier H2's and Expeditions get to Whole foods and complain about polution. It is a very wierd thing to witness. I have heard there may be a Discovery special on it.
Motionboy2 said:Here in Boulder they are mutating! We have what is known as "Yippies" It is this cross bread of Yuppies and Hippies. They drive around in thier H2's and Expeditions get to Whole foods and complain about polution. It is a very wierd thing to witness. I have heard there may be a Discovery special on it.
I beleive the scientific term is Trustafarian.
Actually I think that is a spinoff. The Trustafarian truely resembles a hippy. They don't have a job and when you walk past them on pearl street you are tempted to hand them a dollar...till you see the guitar they are playing is a martin and the keys to their BMW tucked into their dread locks. The yippy more resembles a yuppy. You wouldn't be able to tell one from the other untill you talked to them.Westy said:
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