New member
- Thread starter gt_smife
- Start date
Wow, this thread went from 0 to FAIL in near record time. 
How did I miss this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Welcome! wait. here's a place you and a bunch of others dudes can talk about being passionate together.
http://forums.mtbr.com/forumdisplay.php?f=44
Enjoy
What was the question???
Why oh why did I not click on this when I frist saw it...... This was ****ing awesome... I agree totally with you both... SOmeone should go over to pinkbike and post this thread, talking about the new wanker on RM that lasted five hours
Congrats on the new record guys!!!!
is gt smife the guy with the hat? Looks a little friendly to me.Congrats on the new record guys!!!!
is that Zark on the far right?Congrats on the new record guys!!!!
Who knew that RM was the inspiration for Jersey Shore?Or this:
I nominate this thread for best of Ridemonkey 2010. I go away for a week and look what I miss 
I like doin' it with girls.
Thanks, now who's buying me a new keyboard?
I put these together for a new guy a while ago. Some of them are a little out of date, but they're probably still helpful.
Loco is a whiner. Give him negative rep when he complains about somthing.
Not surprisingly, he's also a woman. And he likes to bake.
If you ever do anything stupid, don't hesitate to post it up. We won't make fun of you. Really.
If you ever need advice on tattoos, ask lovebunny.
Post as much porn as possilble. The mods like that.
Related to the suggestion above, do not post goat porn. Only pinkshirtphotos likes that.
Feel free to spell things incorrectly, and use improper grammar. Nobody cares.
Music: If Narlus likes it, it's probably crap.
If you're looking into buying a 29er, talk to Wumpus.
If you need calculus help, send pinkshirt a PM.
If you ever want to rant about creationism being a fairy tale believed by adults, send cheetahprowlerdh a PM. He'd love to hear it.
Nobody here likes bacon.
Stinkyboy is our go to for relationship advice. He's pretty much Ann Landers.
BurlyShirley wants to PIIHB. And by "H" I mean Rex Grossman.
Blue is a hipster.
TheMoosho is a hipster douche.
Loco is a whiner. Give him negative rep when he complains about somthing.
Not surprisingly, he's also a woman. And he likes to bake.
If you ever do anything stupid, don't hesitate to post it up. We won't make fun of you. Really.
If you ever need advice on tattoos, ask lovebunny.
Post as much porn as possilble. The mods like that.
Related to the suggestion above, do not post goat porn. Only pinkshirtphotos likes that.
Feel free to spell things incorrectly, and use improper grammar. Nobody cares.
Music: If Narlus likes it, it's probably crap.
If you're looking into buying a 29er, talk to Wumpus.
If you need calculus help, send pinkshirt a PM.
If you ever want to rant about creationism being a fairy tale believed by adults, send cheetahprowlerdh a PM. He'd love to hear it.
Nobody here likes bacon.
Stinkyboy is our go to for relationship advice. He's pretty much Ann Landers.
BurlyShirley wants to PIIHB. And by "H" I mean Rex Grossman.
Blue is a hipster.
TheMoosho is a hipster douche.
effen A
what a glorious exhibition of doushbagerry
must rep all
this is gonna be a great year for all you Mother rapers Father stabbers, Father rapers! sittin on the group W bench
what a glorious exhibition of doushbagerry
must rep all
this is gonna be a great year for all you Mother rapers Father stabbers, Father rapers! sittin on the group W bench
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
I don't think gt_smife is going to come back.
That was reasonably evident on the first page... 
We have some other members who could take lessons from him...I love all of the "I'm leaving" posts that never amount to anything more than hot air.
i can't believe i missed this thread.
Senility?
i know it's hard to believe @ 23K posts, but i don't read every lounge post here...
Nice try, Gramps.
He's serious. Narlus has been posting on Ridemonkey since we chiseled on tablets.
Don't worry. Loco missed it too
Edit: drunk post... forgot the link.
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228316&highlight=sstalder5
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What is this... find the oldest ghost thread day?????
I agree. Wait till he's on a few days and thinks you all are nice guys before you show him yer all members of the notorious online bicycle gang, the "Grips."Nice... start right off insulting the new RM member...
i found it because someone had it in their sig file.
i was curious.
but not bi-curious.
vvv
Good stuff!!! Love the bashing.
Wanted to help the cause a bit....new to the forum.
I'm a tool. Ride a SS 29r and hate cats.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Wanted to help the cause a bit....new to the forum.
I'm a tool. Ride a SS 29r and hate cats.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
You have to start your own thread. Without that...you will never exist here.
then what the hell did JBP use!?!?He's serious. Narlus has been posting on Ridemonkey since we chiseled on tablets.