New sponsor!!

Discussion in 'Downhill & Freeride' started by IAMAPRO, Dec 30, 2007.

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  1. IAMAPRO

    IAMAPRO Monkey

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    Thats right, I was having Xmas dinner with my new sponsor. IAMAPRO now rides for GOD!!! He gave me a full ride for 08!! How you ask, well I was out hitting 127' gaps, 83' step downs, pulled a 1080 off a 67' step up over a barbed wire fence.

    I look forward to seeing all of you this upcoming year, I will be available to tell you how to ride, what tires, how to stretch, PSI, nutrition, dating, internet romance, divorce, vicodin, viagra, mesculine, acid, and how to corner.

    Happy new year as well!!
     

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    AzToJrse Monkey

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    too funny. is the brown acid safe these days?
     
  3. mtb1989

    mtb1989 Chimp

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    Very Nice I Like.... High Five
     
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    I think you used the wrong mushrooms with your spaghetti that night.
     
  5. IAMAPRO

    IAMAPRO Monkey

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    I am you, this is the way you sound!! Wake up call bro, cut the bull **** you dont throw 30' ****, you are not a pro, even the 13 year old know you full of ****.

    I am sure your a nice guy, but there is a crew of locals that ride Diablo and you do not even come close to them. Please stop with your relentless line of ****. I'm sure your a great endurance racer, but DH talent..you got none.

    You better check yourself b4 u wrech urself. Marry F**in new year. You braggin ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    where do you get your crack?
     
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    Allright I give, you caught me. I do this for the fun of it. I laugh my ass off when I read some of the comments that are put out when I put in some sarcastic remarks. As far as the last post about the slopestyle, I was being sincere at describing an awesome slopestyle course, not that I have built, ridden or competed on said course, just a description. As far as downhilling, your right, I've never competed at Diablo, and never claimed to have raced there. Just roll with it, for the most part everyone is here to kill some time in between riding sessions, same as me. If it's a sarcastic remark or outlandish statement to get everyone going, then let it go, afterall this is just for entertainment. The next world champion is not going to be judged by the bench racing here on the forums. So you win, I'm not a downhiller, I've never hit a dirt jump, I've never done a drop or step-up, Heck i've never hit the trails without putting on my one piece spandex body suit and wind resistent helmet. But the day that I decide to come to diablo i'll look you up and we'll ride just so that you can see I'm just a biker that does it for fun, that's all, it's not life or death how good I am, just for fun. Congrats on the win.:clapping: See you at Diablo in the spring.
     
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    AzToJrse Monkey

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    kinda funny, now the 3 links with marin somewhere in them arent underneath his posts, cant imagine why. thanks for shuttin this fool up IAMAPRO
     
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    binary visions The voice of reason

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    The retard quotient is getting higher in this forum.

    Fortune cookie says: deletions are imminent. Tread carefully.
     
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