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chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
I'm not very religious, but maybe I should be. Sure, Jesus made wine from water, but I did it with a dirty sock and fruit snacks! You tell me what the bigger miracle is. And I'm not even the son of God...or am I?
 

slowSSer

mnoeky
Aug 14, 2002
553
0
Stepford
"It was time for the white. Wine tasters refer to a wine's aroma as its "nose." This wine's nose was a rectum. If this wasn't wine, I had somehow stumbled upon the recipe for Prison Stink Bombs. Forget about drinking it, I was afraid of getting it on me."

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm. think i might have some merlot tonight.