[DaveW]

heh heh no not a serrious demand...From New Zealand satirical website
Laughed my arse off!!
I was going to post it in the Lounge but figured it would end up here anyway.

 

[Old Man G Funk]

That is brilliant.

 

[Changleen]

"I want the finest wines available to humanity, I want them here and I want them now!"

or maybe

"We want pre-nup"

 

[MikeD]

In related news,

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39190