We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
There's nothing wrong with not being able to spell. I can't spell for shiite either. But there is something wrong with being so lazy that you don't even make an effort.
I'm seriously considering trying to go a year without a car next year. It's gonna take some serious planning and sacrifice though. Don't know if I'm up to it.
Niiiice. That reminds me- a local radio station here has been giving away free t-shirts to anyone who can provide proof that they are a members of the "cantalope lovers club". Apple pies...cantalopes...Big Macs...I've had me some dry spells before, no doubt, but I've never been so randy that my lunch turned me on!
And why the hell would ANYONE go to McDonalds? Do you LIKE crap that tasts like salt? Blech! Dude, go have a big fat burger at a local greasy spoon type joint.
Hahahaha. My resolution is to not permit myself any all-night orgies with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad. It's gonna be tough, I know, but I am committed to the arduous task and determined to resist my hedonistic urges.
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