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stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/local_story_055110537.html


Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft Distress

Feb 24, 2005 10:03 am US/Central
CHICAGO (AP) A woman accused of using her lover's sperm to impregnate herself without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father's emotional pain, the Illinois Appellate Court has ruled.

In the ruling released Wednesday, a three-judge panel reinstated part of a lawsuit against Sharon Irons, a doctor from Olympia Fields. The ruling sends the case back to Cook County Circuit Court.

Irons was sued by her former lover, Chicago family physician Richard O. Phillips, who accused her of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" of him after a brief affair they had six years ago.

Phillips alleges that he and Irons, who practices internal medicine, never had intercourse during their four-month affair, although they did have oral sex three times.

His suit contends that Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his semen and used it to impregnate herself.

The relationship ended when Phillips learned Irons had lied to him about being recently divorced and was, in fact, still married to another doctor, according to court documents.

Nearly two years later, Irons slapped Phillips with a paternity suit. DNA tests showed Phillips was indeed the father, court papers state.

Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

Phillips then sued Irons, claiming her actions robbed him of sleep and caused him to have trouble eating. He is haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' suit in 2003.

But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

But the judges agreed with the lower court's decision to dismiss fraud and theft claims against Irons.

They agreed with Irons' lawyers that she didn't steal the sperm.

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Irons has since divorced, Mirabelli said.

"There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said Thursday. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth."
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
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Livin it up in the O.C.
:rolleyes:

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
 

El Jefe

Dr. Phil Jefe
Nov 26, 2001
793
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OC in SoCal
stosh said:
http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/local_story_055110537.html


Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft Distress

Feb 24, 2005 10:03 am US/Central
CHICAGO (AP) A woman accused of using her lover's sperm to impregnate herself without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father's emotional pain, the Illinois Appellate Court has ruled.

In the ruling released Wednesday, a three-judge panel reinstated part of a lawsuit against Sharon Irons, a doctor from Olympia Fields. The ruling sends the case back to Cook County Circuit Court.

Irons was sued by her former lover, Chicago family physician Richard O. Phillips, who accused her of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" of him after a brief affair they had six years ago.

Phillips alleges that he and Irons, who practices internal medicine, never had intercourse during their four-month affair, although they did have oral sex three times.

His suit contends that Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his semen and used it to impregnate herself.

The relationship ended when Phillips learned Irons had lied to him about being recently divorced and was, in fact, still married to another doctor, according to court documents.

Nearly two years later, Irons slapped Phillips with a paternity suit. DNA tests showed Phillips was indeed the father, court papers state.

Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

Phillips then sued Irons, claiming her actions robbed him of sleep and caused him to have trouble eating. He is haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' suit in 2003.

But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

But the judges agreed with the lower court's decision to dismiss fraud and theft claims against Irons.

They agreed with Irons' lawyers that she didn't steal the sperm.

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Irons has since divorced, Mirabelli said.

"There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said Thursday. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth."
He should have known something was up when she spit into the tupperware cup next to a turkey baster.

I guess next time he'll learn to make sure she swallows.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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ALEXIS_DH said:
how can he prove she artificially impregnated herself, instead of the good ol´ way????
I was wondering the same thing. I guess there must be some medical records of her doing the procedure.
 

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
7,793
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El Jefe said:
He should have known something was up when she spit into the tupperware cup next to a turkey baster.

I guess next time he'll learn to make sure she swallows.
Best post so far today! Bravo! :thumb:
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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Lima, Peru, Peru
stosh said:
I was wondering the same thing. I guess there must be some medical records of her doing the procedure.

yeah, but that would be almost impossible to get, unless she voluntarily signs a release on her medical records... which of course would go against her own interest in the trial if indeed she had impregnated herself....
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

I imagine the child would feel worse when he discovers that his mom- A DOCTOR- slurped a guys pipe in order to milk his manjuice, held the gentlemens' relish in her mouth long enough to secretly deposit it in a safe place, then later, secretly stood on her head while beer bonging it into her coochie just to cheat a man out of child support money. What a devious, nasty, miserable little cvnt! No wonder he wouldn't bang her; she was probably just an evil, ugly slob with a tolerably proficient mouth!
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
llkoolkeg said:
“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

I imagine the child would feel worse when he discovers that his mom- A DOCTOR- slurped a guys pipe in order to milk his manjuice, held the gentlemens' relish in her mouth long enough to secretly deposit it in a safe place, then later, secretly stood on her head while beer bonging it into her coochie just to cheat a man out of child support money. What a devious, nasty, miserable little cvnt! No wonder he wouldn't bang her; she was probably just an evil, ugly slob with a tolerably proficient mouth!
It's funny they dated for 4 months and he still didn't get any. This could explain the birth of Jesus.
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
6,499
2,805
stosh said:
It's funny they dated for 4 months and he still didn't get any. This could explain the birth of Jesus.
LOL! Immaculate Deception...
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,202
829
Lima, Peru, Peru
llkoolkeg said:
“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

I imagine the child would feel worse when he discovers that his mom- A DOCTOR- slurped a guys pipe in order to milk his manjuice, held the gentlemens' relish in her mouth long enough to secretly deposit it in a safe place, then later, secretly stood on her head while beer bonging it into her coochie just to cheat a man out of child support money. What a devious, nasty, miserable little cvnt! No wonder he wouldn't bang her; she was probably just an evil, ugly slob with a tolerably proficient mouth!


bwhahaha, that was some funny description..
but as i saw on a interview with jenna jameson on what she was gonna tell her kids about her cumdumpster-ness .... "but dont worry... momma loves you and thats all that matters..."
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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women who don't tell fathers about their child should be slapped upside the head. Regardless of how, letting the father know years later -- well past many monumental milestones of a child's life -- is just evil.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
llkoolkeg said:
Whaddya mean? My tone was already agitated. As horrible a place as your offramp took the thread, the "immaculate deception" thing afterwards did yield a begrudging smirk. :o:
Ha!!! ok cool do you want to change it from Jesus to Anikin Skywalker?
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,202
829
Lima, Peru, Peru
i re-read this post, and noticed the "lady" is a dr.
i assume by her profession that she aint no poor slob.

so, if money is out of the question, and assuming what the guy said is true ..... WHY??? why would she impregnate herself??? its obviously not about the 800 bucks a month...
 

TheInedibleHulk

Turbo Monkey
May 26, 2004
1,886
0
Colorado
Emotional Damages?? Please... but he sure as hell shouldnt have to pay money to that evil caniving bitch when he never even nailed her. I doubt she did it just to get 800 dollars a month, but she still shouldn't get it.

Wouldnt it be funny if they granted the father sole custody?? That'll never happen though.
 

clancy98

Monkey
Dec 6, 2004
758
0
emotionally damaged is more like it. some ladies, uh, how do i put this,

are f***ing insane.

Ask her about her father, theres probably a back story there.
 

mattv2099

Monkey
Aug 16, 2004
192
0
Bellingham, WA
llkoolkeg said:
“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

I imagine the child would feel worse when he discovers that his mom- A DOCTOR- slurped a guys pipe in order to milk his manjuice, held the gentlemens' relish in her mouth long enough to secretly deposit it in a safe place, then later, secretly stood on her head while beer bonging it into her coochie just to cheat a man out of child support money. What a devious, nasty, miserable little cvnt! No wonder he wouldn't bang her; she was probably just an evil, ugly slob with a tolerably proficient mouth!
I could not have said it better! ***** stars for you!

Man, I personally would leave the country so that miserable bitch could not get my hard earned money...
 

mattv2099

Monkey
Aug 16, 2004
192
0
Bellingham, WA
LordOpie said:
women who don't tell fathers about their child should be slapped upside the head. Regardless of how, letting the father know years later -- well past many monumental milestones of a child's life -- is just evil.
I don't get it. I would not want to have anything to do with a child that was created in such a manner.
 

clancy98

Monkey
Dec 6, 2004
758
0
you may not, but a guy whose paycheck is eventually going to be garnished deserves to know, don't ya think?