Come on. Give the pooch a break. After all, who among us hasn't gotten way too high then shit on the floor and smashed things before fleeing the scene.he shit on the floor....did lite drywall demolition....and got out of a locked house high on valium.
Says the hooker. Hasn't dignity already kind of left the building?She said having to compete with sex-bots “is insulting.”
Sounds like she needs to up her game...Says the hooker. Hasn't dignity already kind of left the building?
That'd work if you wanted to rip the nose off. That's the goal, right?
You want the magnets out, or not?That'd work if you wanted to rip the nose off. That's the goal, right?
you clearly don't understand magnets. i sentence you to 48 hours of listening to insane clown posseThat'd work if you wanted to rip the nose off. That's the goal, right?
I would rather have my nose ripped off.you clearly don't understand magnets. i sentence you to 48 hours of listening to insane clown posse
I saw that before. Freaking genius. If he has a decent lawyer he's going to make the cops look real stupid. They'll throw the "this guy wasn't cooperating" and the lawyer will throw the "my client has a medical condition and why didn't you get him help?", would be entertaining to watch.KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence.
A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Interview-with-gun-drug-suspect-ends-after-12347292.php
...and 2 on Sunday. Just to piss off the holy rollers.If I thought it would help I'd be sacrificing an animal a day.
That's a great euphemism for choking the popeIf I thought it would help I'd be sacrificing an animal a day.