[Westy]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html

 

[Arkayne]

Posting this would be an insta-ban so I'll leave it up to you to click. nsfw!

clicky

 

[eaterofdog]

If it's warm out, mine get behind the brake pedal when I am driving.

 

[stevew]

For some reason my mom called me and felt the need to relay this to me.

I was kind of perplexed.

She seemed revel in the guys agony.

 

[manimal]

"yes..beach patrol?" "uh..hi...uh...well, you see, i..uh...seem to have gotten my boys stuck in the slats"

"you're what in the what!?"

"you know...my berries are stuck in some twigs"

"huh!?"

"MY NUTS ARE STUCK TO THIS FRIGGIN CHAIR AND I CAN'T MOVE!!!"

"oh..righto, be there in a few"

 

[dhzion]

Posting this would be an insta-ban so I'll leave it up to you to click. nsfw!

clicky

What in the bloody hell is that!

 

[valve bouncer]

So they cut the chair in half? See I wouldn't have wasted a perfectly good chair, I would have just poured ice water on his gonads again so they'd shrink back.

 

[MMike]

So they cut the chair in half? See I wouldn't have wasted a perfectly good chair, I would have just poured ice water on his gonads again so they'd shrink back.

I'm thinking dry ice or maybe liquid nitrogen....

 

[DaveW]

or a pic of rosanne barr.........

 

[valve bouncer]

What in the bloody hell is that!

That's West Indian fast bowler Wesley Nakkas, dejected after being no-balled at Lords.