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'Well, You try to Reconstruct Iraq,' Says US Defensive Dept

WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to recent criticism of reconstruction efforts in Iraq, the U.S. Defensive Department released a statement to the public Monday suggesting that perhaps they could do better, since they're obviously so smart.

"Well, it looks like you American people have figured it all out, then," the statement read in part. "There's no need for the old government to do anything, because the citizens know just how to handle this whole reconstruction-of-Iraq thing. Well, go ahead! If it's so simple, and if you're so smart, then what's stopping you? Come on."
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[LordOpie]

so, is there like an interview process or can I just go to DC and get an office and a staff?

 

[BurlyShirley]

the onion

 

[LordOpie]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
the onion

it IS just as valid a news source as anything else out there!

 

[slein]

newz with a slant.....

the foreign policy branch is doing a wonderful job in the reconstruction of IRAQ....

maybe they'll get around to constructing weapons of mass destruction too.... cuz they ain't found too much yet over there. maybe they could pay al-queerda to get them. perhaps it might also be favourable to elect a muslim president for the US. then you'll see some co-operation.