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Nice little email I got

The following is a quote from General Richard E. Hawley, a recently retired and is no longer required to be "politically correct"

"Since the 9/11 attack, I have seen, heard, and read thoughts of such surpassing stupidity, that they must be addressed. You have heard them, too. Here they are:

(1) We're not good...they're not evil...everything is relative.

Listen carefully, folks. We're good...they're evil, and nothing is relative. Say it with me, now, and free yourselves. You see, folks, saying "We're good" doesn't mean "We're perfect." Okay? The only perfect being is the bearded guy on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

The plain fact is that our country has, with all our mistakes and blunders, always been, and always will be, the greatest beacon of freedom, charity, opportunity, and affection in history. If you need proof, open all the borders on Earth and see what happens.

(2) Violence only leads to more violence.

This one is so stupid you usually have to be the president of an Ivy League university to say it. Here's the truth, which you know in your heads and hearts already: Ineffective, unfocused violence leads to more violence. Limp, panicky, half-measures lead to more violence. However, complete, fully thought out, professional, well-executed violence never leads to more violence, because, you see, afterwards the other guys are all dead. That's right, dead. Not 'on trial,' not 'reeducated,' not 'nurtured back into the bosom of love.' Dead! D...E..., well, you get the idea.

(3) The CIA and the rest of our intelligence community have failed us.

For 25 years we have chained our spies like dogs to a stake in the ground, and now that the house has been robbed, we yell at them for not protecting us.

Starting in the late seventies, Carter appointee Stansfield Turner, the giant brains who get these giant ideas, decided that the best way to gather international intelligence was to use spy satellites. "After all," they reasoned, "you can see a license plate from 200 miles away." Well, this is very helpful if you've been attacked by a license plate. Unfortunately, on Sept. 11 we were attacked by humans. Finding humans is not possible with satellites. You have to use other humans.

When we bought all our satellites, we fired all our humans. And, here's the really stupid part. It takes years, decades to infiltrate new humans into the worst places of the world. You can't just have a guy who looks like Gary Busey, in a Spring '93 sweatshirt plop himself down in a coffee shop in Kabul and say, 'Hiya, boys. Gee, I sure would like to meet that Bin Laden fella.' Well, actually you can, but all you'd be doing is giving the bad guys a story they'll be telling for years.

(4) These people are poor and helpless, and that's why they're angry at us.

Uh-huh, and Jeffrey Dahmer's frozen head collection was just a desperate cry for help. The terrorists and their backers are richer than Elton John, and, ironically, a good deal less annoying. The poor helpless people, you see, are the villagers they tortured and murdered to stay in power.

Mohammed Atta, one of the evil scumbags who steered those planes into the killing grounds, is the son of a Cairo surgeon. But, you knew this, too. In the sixties and seventies, all the pinheads marching against the war were upper-middle class college kids, who grabbed any cause they could think of to get out of their final papers and spend more time drinking. It's the same today.

(5) Any profiling is racial profiling.

Who's killing us, here. The Norwegians? Just days after the attack, the New York Times had an article saying dozens of extended members of the gazilliionaire Bin Laden family living in America, were afraid of reprisals and left in a huff, never to return to studying at Harvard, and using too much Drakkar. Folks, I'm crushed. Please come back.

Let's all stop singing "We Are the World" for a minute and think practically. I don't want to be sitting on the floor in the back of a plane four seconds away from hitting Mt. Rosemore,
and turn, grinning to the guy next to me and say, "Well, at least we didn't offend them."

So, here's what I resolve for the New Year: Never to forget our murdered brothers and sisters. Never to let the relativists get away with their immoral thinking. After all, no matter what your daughter's political science professor says, we didn't start this.

Have you seen that bumper sticker that says, "No More Hiroshimas"? I wish I had one that says, "No More Pearl Harbors!"
Food for thought
Nick
 

MikeD

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Wow. Gen. Hawley's actual response about summed up everything I was thinking when I read the first email...

Good stuff. Unfortunately, the American public isn't good at dealing with something as thoughtful and non-absolutist as that train of thought. They just want to knee-jerk react to whatever the news is feeding them that day.

MD

Edit: Oh, and Snopes is the best site EVER. I love Snoping people to their whole ridiculous distribution list when they send me chain email crap.