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Ninja Burgers

spincrazy

I love to climb
Jul 19, 2001
1,529
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Brooklyn
Originally posted by berkshire_rider
Never heard of that one, but they are opening up one of these just up the road.
Red Robin
Ummmm. a little different. Read the pages. It's worth it.

To ensure your safety during the delivery process, please do not make any sudden movements. You may also wish to leave the doors and/or windows unlocked to make our delivery easier. Also, be advised that any large dogs or cats may need to be temporarily incapacitated by Ninja Knock-Out Powder to protect our ninja team during the insertion phase. Please, do not tip the ninja.
 

spincrazy

I love to climb
Jul 19, 2001
1,529
0
Brooklyn
Originally posted by Broken_Spoke
is that for real?
Ninja Burger is devoted to customer service, quality food and quick delivery. We hope you will enjoy ordering from us. Because if you are not happy then we will have to discuss with you why you are not happy. And then you will probably not be happy either. If you catch our drift.

Ohashi and napkins (serviettes) are included free of charge with every order, and wasabi is included with every order as well. A minimum of $10 (¥1,225) must be spent with every order or we will mock you. For extra Wasabi with your order, add $.50 (¥61). Please keep in mind that a nominal delivery charge will be applied based on your delivery location.


Finally, no, we do NOT serve fortune cookie with food. Fortune cookie is Chinese. Ninja Burger is Japanese. Stupid Gaijin.*