[dfinn]

be careful out there:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/27/MNGVDHFHEP5.DTL

 

[sanjuro]

btw, does anyone here sew? I need to fix a hole in my black trousers...

 

[N8 v2.0]

Ninja vs .357 mag






.357 WINS!!!

 

[urbaindk]

That dude had some piss poor ninja skills. I mean he should have used his ninja stars to deflect the bullet, hack the guy up with his ninja sword, and then have sex with the women.

 

[H8R]

Damn, I moved up to that area to get away from all the ninjas in Oakland. Great.

 

[The Toninator]

posers

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

 

[JohnE]

Chuck Norris isnt scared of a ninja...
When Chuck Norris kills a Ninja, he uses all the parts, unlike Steven Segal...

 

[dfinn]

Damn, I moved up to that area to get away from all the ninjas in Oakland. Great.

Hit up Bear Republic Brewery often? Great beer and food there.

 

[H8R]

Chuck Norris isnt scared of a ninja...
When Chuck Norris kills a Ninja, he uses all the parts, unlike Steven Segal...

Bruce Lee broke the f8ck outta Chuck's arm in Way of the Dragon. He got 1000% pwn3d.

 

[firetoole]

Ninja vs .357 mag






.357 WINS!!!

he must not have been a real Ninja

 

[jimmydean]

"Ninja's flip out and kill people all the time..."

 

[sanjuro]

Damn, I moved up to that area to get away from all the ninjas in Oakland. Great.

Oakland? I think Ninjas are last people in "black" you need worry about.

 

[H8R]

Oakland? I think Ninjas are last people in "black" you need worry about.

I never worried about goths.

 

[Fool]

Porn has also, uh, come into the market.

 

[H8R]

Porn has also, uh, come into the market.

Uh...nice bouqet?

A hint of tobacco and leather...

:nonono:

 

[SK6]

Ninja vs .357 mag






.357 WINS!!!

Nija wins...EVERYTIME!

 

[OGRipper]

Obviously, that was not a real ninja. Real ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!


http://www.realultimatepower.net/

"I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

 

[Ciaran]

Ninja vs .357 mag






.357 WINS!!!

You wish. The ninja will kill you before you even know he's there. Your precious gun would be useless, except as booty for the ninja, who would then likely eat it and then crap out a big metal turd all over your still twitching body.






Unless of course you are dealing with a piss poor ninja.

 

[sanjuro]

I never worried about goths.

What about the Raider Fans?

 

[firetoole]

Obviously, that was not a real ninja. Real ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!


http://www.realultimatepower.net/

"I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

you do what to ninjas??? with your what????

 

[OGRipper]

you do what to ninjas??? with your what????

Hey hey focus on the quotes buddy!! I didn't say it and, um, I don't, ahh, feel that way. I mean, um, personally. Yeah.

 

[H8R]

What about the Raider Fans?

Oh, you mean drunken painted clowns with bad tattoos?


No. Not worried.

 

[firetoole]

likely eat it and then crap out a big metal turd all over your still twitching body.

thats where the ninja stars come from

 

[The Toninator]

Chuck Norris isnt scared of a ninja...
When Chuck Norris kills a Ninja, he uses all the parts, unlike Steven Segal...

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, it's a shame he's never cried.

 

[The Toninator]

thats where the ninja stars come from

their called Shrikins. you know nothing of which you speak!

 

[LordOpie]

Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.


apparently, he was a better ninja in death, than life...

He died at the scene. His identity has not been released.

 

[Jeremy R]

Bruce Lee broke the f8ck outta Chuck's arm in Way of the Dragon. He got 1000% pwn3d.

But who is still alive?
Chuck wins again.

 

[The Toninator]

But who is still alive?
Chuck wins again.

Chuck Norris combs his hair with a rake, he wipes is ass with poison ivy, and he drinks beer with his cereal.

Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MikeD]

I bet the ninja guy's teenage buddies, hiding across the street with the video camera, were like, TOTALLY surprised that their friend was shot dead, instead of catching some SWEET footage of him, like totally punking that woman.

 

[The Toninator]

Chuck Norris wanted to "taste the rainbow," so he ate Toucan Sam

 

[N8 v2.0]

Chuck Norris combs his hair with a rake, he wipes is ass with poison ivy, and he drinks beer with his cereal.

Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris once raped Simon Cowell. This explains why he's such an asshole.

Chuck Norris in the year 2042 defeated France in World War III by roundhouse kicking the entire French army back in time, their ancestors have ever since been unable to fight properly, in fear of what Chuck Norris might do the next time.