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bballboy388

Monkey
Dec 4, 2004
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Well i was invited to a no clothes party this friday. The basic idea is well obviously no clothes but, you have to wear something. So help me out hear what are some ideas of what to wear.
 

cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
2,924
2
Arkansas
haha awsome...college humor has a bunch of pictures of anything but clothes parties...how about taking a seat cushion and turing it long ways and cutting a hole in the top and bottom and wearing that
 

mshred

Monkey
Aug 6, 2006
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Posts: 26,935
Take them big leafs off of trees and plants, and tie them together with string or something, to cover the "nether regions." make sure its not poison Ivy ;)
 

DamienC

Turbo Monkey
Jun 6, 2002
1,165
0
DC
Cut up a bunch of old tubes and/or tires. You could be the bike equivalent of the Michelin Man.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,165
10,105
That place is going to smell fantastic.

A mixture of weed/beer/cigarettes/ass/ball sack/rotten crotch floating in the air.
 

ktmsx

Monkey
Nov 28, 2005
527
0
CT.
just make sure you bring your camera so you can show us what some of the mudhunnies decided to go with.!!!
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
I once wore a top hat on my tip. My wife(then girlfriend) had a stuffy roommate whose favorite thing was a snowman stuffie, so as a joke one afternoon, I walked around their townhouse normally dressed but for a dropped fly and a foppish dangle.
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
roll around in glue, then roll around in:

cat litter
cheesey poofs
cheese curlz
packing material (styrofoam)
shreds of a playboy pictorials
your neighbors trash
feathers