No dogs allowed

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  1. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Story here



    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I love it.
     

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  2. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I only dream of being as cool as him someday.
     
  3. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    I dont blame the driver.. she looks like shes in heat
     
  4. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Being able to wear a glorified dress or walking around with a chick on a leash?
     
  5. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    OH NO HE DIDN'T!
     
  6. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Dogs aren't allowed on the bus?

    What about seeing-eye bitches?
     
  7. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    As part of the training, those bus drivers are given the book "You're Different and That's Bad"
     
  8. johnbryanpeters

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    I agree with the dog assessment.
     
  9. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    :stupid:

    His vision is clearly impaired if he thinks she's hot.
     
  10. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    not to mention the "clothes" he put on that morning.
     
  11. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    OK, I'll rephrase that:

    I only dream of thinking I am as cool as he clearly thinks he is someday.


    Is that better? :D
     
  12. johnbryanpeters

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    Better, maybe. English, no.
     
  13. Bushwhacker

    Bushwhacker Turbo Monkey

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    I think she's pretty hot..I can see past all the outward appearance and B/S she is trying to be and actually see a good looking girl underneath. Most people tend to be a little short-sighted and quick to judge.
     
  14. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    But when you go out of your way to attract attention and degrade yourself then you have to expect degrading attention.
     
  15. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Rosa Parks would be pissed.
     
  16. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    and she has some good sized Knockers too! :D
     
  17. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    At least here she's being more useful...

     
  18. CRoss

    CRoss Turbo Monkey

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    The best part is the whole image he is trying to portray is probably thrown out as soon as he speaks with his english accent.:busted:
     
  19. DH Diva

    DH Diva Wonderwoman

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    Is it me or do they look related?? Creepy.
     
  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    All Brits look alike.
     
  21. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    It's just a matter of time before somebody photoshops her into a bikini...
     
  22. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Didn't he play the lead programmer in the movie, "Grandma's Boy"?

    <robot voice>
    you will let me on this bus.
     
  23. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    i like her outfit but she looks like a hat full of assholes,

    in my opinion......

    another good line from grandmas boy is "would you like to mate"
     
  24. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.