[DirtMcGirk]

100 Year Old Hooker

So I guess there isn't a mandatory retirement age for hookers? I mean don't get me wrong, I am glad to see my ex-grand-mother-in-law is working, but there has to be a line where you get to get off your back and go sit on your ass for a bit.

 

[jonKranked]

let's start a fund so dirt can go experience a century.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I rode a century once. Told myself I'd never do it again. I never want to work that hard at doing anything, and for some reason I suspect getting an octogenarian moist is going to require more effort than pedaling fat for 100 miles.

 

[ultraNoob]

so much awesome.... in her quotes alone

“Well I’m lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don’t love who I do most of the time. I’ve never had a break, except for my hip of course.

. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite”

“No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”

 

[jonKranked]

i lol'd when she talked about a rolling pin

 

[DirtMcGirk]

“Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

 

[X3pilot]

“Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

You or the 100 year old hooker??

 

[ICEBALL585]

let's start a fund so dirt can go experience a century.

A century worth of STD's all at once?

 

[Pesqueeb]

You or the 100 year old hooker??

 

[DirtMcGirk]

A century worth of STD's all at once?

Now we know who patient zero was for Super gonorrhea!

 

[ICEBALL585]

Having sex with her would make you eskimo brothers with 1000s of guys at once.

 

[mandown]

I rode a century once. Told myself I'd never do it again. I never want to work that hard at doing anything, and for some reason I suspect getting an octogenarian moist is going to require more effort than pedaling fat for 100 miles.

That would put her in her 80's. Did you already forget she is 100?