[-dustin]

1 week after i took the tv out of the living room, my roomate broke down and bought another one. seriously, she can't handle not having a tv in the living room, as well as in her bedroom. this is the 1st time in 4 days she has left the apartment, and it was to buy this TV.

edit--

alright, volume is up, foreign film is in. gonna be an awesome night. oh well, 1 week of not having to sleep with the fan on in the bathroom was nice.

 

[dhtahoe]

sounds like someone in the need of a good hump'n, or a life.

 

[reflux]

sounds like someone in the need of a good hump'n, or a life.

Funny, I thought the EXACT same, just in reverse order.

 

[bigshred]

Lifeless people, smack em!

 

[-dustin]

i think a 32yr old self proclaimed "starving artist" is trying to get into her pants, but he gets cock-blocked by John Stewart and George Costanza.

 

[dhtahoe]

i think a 32yr old self proclaimed "starving artist" is trying to get into her pants, but he gets cock-blocked by John Stewart and George Costanza.

He needs to try harder.... HAHA....harder.

 

[Austin Bike]

Inbred - when are you going to bite the bullet and get a one room apartment? Have you ever had a normal room mate?????

 

[Dirtface]

Inbred - Have you ever had a normal room mate?????

LOL! Uhhh, NO. But the stories are awesome.

 

[Austin Bike]

Yeah, all he needs is some blue poop!

 

[-dustin]

AB, 37 days until mandi and i get our own place.

DF, i don't think i have ever seen you here.

she used my blender to blend up potatos, spinach, and some other food item that i would never put into a blender. kitchen = mess. beer is now in the cooler, and i am headed to the pool.

 

[-dustin]

Yeah, all he needs is some blue poop!

this is her cat's litter box earlier today:

his paws smell like ****.

 

[Ciaran]

i think a 32yr old self proclaimed "starving artist" is trying to get into her pants, but he gets cock-blocked by John Stewart and George Costanza.

Ack! I quit playing the starving artist angle when I was 25.

 

[Austin Bike]

Sweet!

 

[JRB]

You should crap in it. My friend, Pat, was cat sitting once and, meh, nevermind.....

 

[Jayridesacove]

Sick! That one turd is hella huge.

 

[Jeremy R]

Sick! That one turd is hella huge.

No doubt. Inbred must have dropped that one in there for visual effect.
Either that or his cat's ass looks like the end of a grapefruit.

 

[mack]

You have to counter with somthing annoying too.

Like getting up in the morning before she does and leaving your alarm on and locking your door.

 

[JRB]

You have to counter with somthing annoying too.

Like getting up in the morning before she does and leaving your alarm on and locking your door.

hahahaha - I got it. Bring mack down for the summer.

She'll be all, "get that dumb ass, knee oozing punk outta here". :mumble:

 

[-dustin]

Sick! That one turd is hella huge.

man, the cat is hella huge. i have never seen a cat as big as Maynard. like the size of a medium terrier.

 

[mack]

hahahaha - I got it. Bring mack down for the summer.

She'll be all, "get that dumb ass, knee oozing punk outta here". :mumble:

I wonder what she would think of you when she would see you crouching over her cats litter box.

 

[laura]

man, the cat is hella huge. i have never seen a cat as big as Maynard. .

then you've never seen smokey. sometimes i see this beast lounging in the backyard and i still think its our dog, a lab/german sheppard 7 month old puppy. i think smokey is probably getting close to about 40 pounds.