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No One Suffers More Than The First Couple

Echo

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
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On the other hand, I do appreciate that they got a somewhat attractive chick (Dana Perino) to spew their bullsh!t and insult our intelligence on a daily basis.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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H8R said:
It was funny a second ago till you proofread it.
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Actually, it wasn't. :p



I am officially putting you in charge of stabbing the first lady for uttering this phrase.

Please don't kill her, just disfigure her enough so she actually knows what suffering is.
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
binary visions said:
Please don't kill her, just disfigure her enough so she actually knows what suffering is.
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She knows suffering. She has to live with a man responsible for more deaths than Papa Doc Duvalier (if you're being very generous) who is a functional retard.

Can you imagine what the sex must be like?
 
DRB

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18298908/

I think Bob isn't all that happy about any of this.

Another day, they found a square metal cover in the courtyard that they thought might be booby-trapped. Ever so carefully, they lifted it and found themselves peering down into the factory's septic tank at Bob.

The body, floating, was in a billowing, once-white shirt. The toes were gone. The fingers were gone. The head, separated and floating next to the body, had a gunshot hole in the face.
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The body, it was quickly decided, would have to be removed before the 120 soldiers could move in. "It's a morale issue. Who wants to live over a dead body?" Cummings said. "And part of it is a moral issue, too. I mean he was somebody's son, and maybe husband, and for dignity's sake, well, it cheapens us to leave him there. I mean even calling him Bob is disrespectful. I don't know. It's the world we live in."

He paused.

"I'd like to put him in a final resting place," he said, "as opposed to a final floating place."
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H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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suf·fer /ˈsʌfər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[suhf-er] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used without object)
1. to undergo or feel pain or distress: The patient is still suffering.
2. to sustain injury, disadvantage, or loss: One's health suffers from overwork. The business suffers from lack of capital.
3. to undergo a penalty, as of death: The traitor was made to suffer on the gallows.
4. to endure pain, disability, death, etc., patiently or willingly.
–verb (used with object)
5. to undergo, be subjected to, or endure (pain, distress, injury, loss, or anything unpleasant): to suffer the pangs of conscience.
6. to undergo or experience (any action, process, or condition): to suffer change.
7. to tolerate or allow: I do not suffer fools gladly.
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I think she meant #7. She and her hubby have been really patient with this whole Iraq thing.
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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SF, CA
It is a constant and heavy weight on their shoulders, what with two children stationed over there...
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Secret Squirrel said:
Wow....I didn't think that it could go anymore downhill than imagining a robotic Laura gettin' porked by an impotent monkey...

However, I can safely say that I was wrong.
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Ohio dreams of milking the petcock.

You were wrong indeed.
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
Silver said:
FYI, oedipal means that you want to **** her, not **** her up...

Although if you're into the rough stuff, that might be the same thing.
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What can I say, I've got a thing for Stepford wives...

edit: that and good girls takin' it in the dirty.
 
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