(unless you all like looking at brittneys saggy baby maker and grizzly c-section scars??)
Hey, I saw the pics just like the rest of america......that sh*t was not tight....and just not right. I have too much self esteem to be jealous of a person like good 'ol Brit.this post screams of jealousy
Son, that's crude.I take back my Olsen twin comment. That girl is fine as fvck.
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I will pummel her with a big stick. For the whales...Sounds like from the news article posted she was willing to get pumled with a big stick for the whales, resulting in a warrant for her arrest in Japan. At least she's doing something productive and not running around flashing vag shots at the paparazzi (unless you all like looking at brittneys saggy baby maker and grizzly c-section scars??)
I'm no expert, but doesn't one event sort of prevent the other?(unless you all like looking at brittneys saggy baby maker and grizzly c-section scars??)
Hey, I saw the pics just like the rest of america......that sh*t was not tight....and just not right. I have too much self esteem to be jealous of a person like good 'ol Brit.
I said saggy, not gaping. I don't know how it got that way, thank god, but it certainly didn't look like one would have expected if your gonna shake it all over town.I'm no expert, but doesn't one event sort of prevent the other?
Huh?I'm not jealous of Tommy Lee either.....too big....women just don't like it when it's too big.....That's me...brimming with self-esteem...
So she needs a make over?Hey, I saw the pics just like the rest of america......that sh*t was not tight....and just not right. I have too much self esteem to be jealous of a person like good 'ol Brit.
so you're one of those "motion of the ocean" touting guys, eh? well how goes the trip across the atlantic in your rowboat?I'm not jealous of Tommy Lee either.....too big....women just don't like it when it's too big.....That's me...brimming with self-esteem...
Or just undergarments??? Sounds a lot cheaper and far less painful!!So she needs a make over?
Somebody needs to "accidentally" give that gal a tubal. Her breeding scares me.If by "undergarments", you mean Chastity Belt, then hell yeah.
If by "tubal", you mean FALCON PUNCH!, then, yeah, that'd work.Somebody needs to "accidentally" give that gal a tubal. Her breeding scares me.
If by "FALCON PUNCH" you mean DONKEY PUNCH, than you first...If by "tubal", you mean FALCON PUNCH!, then, yeah, that'd work.
Once she's dolled up, yes, she's hot, no denying that. But you would still have to wake up to this.......Fixed
Oh! I thought you fixed the She needs a make over comment.......yikes, going in with Hayden and coming out with Britney would be really traumatizing. Kinda like when Selma Hyak turns into the psyco vampire in Dusk till Dawn.I would wake up next to Britney Spears after sleeping with Hayden Panettiere?
Haha... she was cute as a kid. I imagine that as she gets older, she'll mature and really become more attractive.Fixed