Thanks i've got to go
Nominations For Ride Monkey Awards
- Thread starter ukjason
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Does this mean I no longer have to **** a horse? If so I need to make a few calls.....
No, you're still required to do that.
Cool, we'll take it from here.
So MMike walks into a bar with a can of shaving cream and a rubber glove. Hit sits down at the bar and says, "I'll have a shot of whiskey and a toothpick to get the hay out of my....________"
Hey Jason...
So sorry to hear. Don't sweat this sh!t. Take care of yourself!!! They only hurt the one's they love!!
So sorry to hear. Don't sweat this sh!t. Take care of yourself!!! They only hurt the one's they love!!
From tomorrow's news:
"...MMike died while attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a horse. The truss holding his equine paramour broke, crushing him to death beneath the poor beast..."
"...MMike died while attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a horse. The truss holding his equine paramour broke, crushing him to death beneath the poor beast..."
Just as well....I would have lost my deposit
Jason, sorry to hear the news. Hopefully you can look at this another and laugh your ARSE off...anyway nice effort. 
There is a REALLY dirty joke in there somewhere.
you used to live near eumenclaw, right?
Enumclaw maybe?
Bummer about your uncle, Jason.
In the spirit of things, I nominate you for both "most likely to not practice grammar" and "most likely to get really uptight about people not voting in something that wasn't really votable".
Really, bummer about your uncle. Hopefully we can get this rolling for you when your business is done.
In the spirit of things, I nominate you for both "most likely to not practice grammar" and "most likely to get really uptight about people not voting in something that wasn't really votable".
Really, bummer about your uncle. Hopefully we can get this rolling for you when your business is done.
He's not from SB so its unlikely that he would even register a blip for this.
Unlikely.
ditto.....A laugh can heal, or at a minimum help heal someones woes....
Unless while laughing you are also pointing at them.
Only one result...... MMike.
If MMike kicked ass would it be considered an abusive relationship?
I blew granola bar all over my monitor when I read "Go **** a horse".
That's all.
That's all.
Can you have an interspecies domestic violence case?
Some of you guys are funny.
I need to find some Equus Axe
I need to find some Equus Axe
I vote myself for biggest ass-hat, or most annoying monkeys
That could get dangerous, not that ****ing a horse is a safe activity but if they get all wild and stuff.....
Or even better that the equus axe turns the dude horses on and they, you know, get busy with you. Now that would be something.
I'm not even sure I WANT to **** a horse anymore....
It is too late to stop now.
No turning back.
topic of the year
It's Porse Hussy that should be on his mind.Pvssy.
i would like to thank woody for the only person to vote
We all voted that this was the best thread EVER!
What more do you want?
What more do you want?
..so let me get this straight...
Horse f**king - OK
Mention of renamed RM members - NOT
dumb
Horse f**king - OK
Mention of renamed RM members - NOT
dumb
