[r464]

Non sequitur (IPA: /nɒnˈsɛkwɪtər/) is Latin for "it doesn't follow," coming from the deponent verb sequor. The term may refer to:

* Non sequitur (logic), logical fallacy
* Non sequitur (humor), a comment which has no relation to the comment it follows

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[r464]

I have never eaten a whole bowl of oatmeal

 

[Westy]

I have never eaten a whole bowl of oatmeal

I love oatmeal.

 

[offsprung]

i "love" oatmeal

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Your non sequitur makes sense.

 

[Upgr8r]

Dragons are supposed to breathe fire..fire...fire

 

[Spero]

What have anal warts done for you lately?

 

[r464]

I am not sure whether I own too many or too few spatulas.

 

[urbaindk]

I had a blue one once but it wouldn't start so I just left it out back to rust.

 

[eaterofdog]

BMXman's hippie family doesn't get vaccinations and they haven't gotten sick yet.

 

[reflux]

My rust earned 5% interest next year.

 

[Spero]

The black market raised the roof by over forty thousand tenths of a monkeys nutsack the other inch.

 

[S.n.a.k.e.]

My, those are large begonias

 

[Red Rabbit]

 

[4xBoy]

I got the shakes, but not from having a malt.

 

[r464]

A lot of years have passed since I have witnessed a pancake fight

 

[BadDNA]

Orange, but only on Thursdays because the fish take their ice cream in clam pants.

 

[urbaindk]

This thread from a local board is entirely non sequitur:

http://www.more-mtb.org/forum/showthread.php?t=6209&highlight=livethedream

 

[r464]

You really don't need that much lubricant

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

The water buffalo does not wear under garments in the spring time.

 

[N8 v2.0]

The water buffalo does not wear under garments in the spring time.

 

[BadDNA]

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

 

[Quo Fan]

Switch left, then toggle right for the latest.

 

[BadDNA]

Directions:
Remove pin, release trigger, throw...

the grenade you idi*BOOM*

 

[r464]

Plop plop
Fizz fizz

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Well fiberty flubert floo, what do you want me to do?

 

[BadDNA]

If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.

 

[offsprung]

I have never eaten a whole bowl of oatmeal

did you give westy neg rep too?

 

[HAB]

I love lamp.

 

[BadDNA]

Series premiere next.

 

[MikeD]

I think it means "laundry," but, like, a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it.

 

[r464]

Potato chips
Soup
Beer
Pain

 

[Dartman]

"As long as I don't look, my convictions hold true." -N8

 

[r464]

My arms still hurt every time that I sneeze

 

[X3pilot]

I'll be right back. I have to go pound my nuts flat

 

[BadDNA]

This is SPARTA!

 

[MMike]

Pooping in a juice box gives me a cramp in my pee hole.

 

[BadDNA]

42...

 

[Upgr8r]

The sun's going down, like a big bald head

 

[r464]

set phasers for "swamp ass"