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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by binary visions, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    ...clipping toenails after five beers is not necessarily the best idea in the world.
     

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  2. ALEXIS_DH

    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    5?????
     
  3. BrokenChain

    BrokenChain Monkey

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    Neither is trimming your fingernails with a bench grinder after having a few.
     
  4. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    Pics??? Blood???
     
  5. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    I caught my fingernail on a piece of trim on a dishwasher. Tore it clean off.

    Actually not so clean, it was a little bit mangled. The fingernail was still stuck in the trim, I had to pull it out and clean up the dishwasher and the kitchen floor after I stopped the bleeding.


    Sorry, no pics.
     
  6. amateur

    amateur Turbo Monkey

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    Nor is the cutting of hair.
     
  7. BrokenChain

    BrokenChain Monkey

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    Not necessarily true. After 6 or so Newcastles and a few rounds of beirut, I decided I was going to shave my head. That was the first week in May. Now, if my head doesn't see a pair of clippers every 4 or 5 days, I feel like a bum (This coming from the guy who would wait 6 months to get a haircut, because he was too lazy to walk 10 minutes down the road, and too cheap to shell out the $15 for the haircut.)
     
  8. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    I wish the kadvang would get drunk and have this happen. :think: Then Ciaran would quit making fun of him. Wait, isn't Ciaran the guy that had the long red hair and wears chick jeans and Wranglers???
     
  9. amateur

    amateur Turbo Monkey

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    Well, I cut my own hair and have gotten pretty good at it (as if it's hard to run the clippers through and clean up the edges) however the trust issue and the lack of depth perception/ability to make correct movements while looking in a mirror are major hits to that ability.
     
  10. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Mmm... Beer.

    edit: No pics or blood, it was just painful for a moment.
     
  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    No no... My hair is black again, long of course (but not as long as Skookums). Have worn chick pants but no one could tell when I fnally posted the pic (No, I am NOT a cross dresser, nor am I EMO... I'm just lazy), does NOT wear thongs and yes I do wear Wranglers, as long as they are not as tight as Locos camel toe Wranglers.

    And I make fun of Kadvangs hair because I care.

    We all clear here?

    :p
     
  12. sunny

    sunny Grammar Civil Patrol

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    One more question:

    What's EMO?
     
  13. caputo1989

    caputo1989 Turbo Monkey

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    I once got my big toe stuck in a vaccume beater.
    Lots of blood and was soon I running 2 toenails on that toe.
     
  14. PatBranch

    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    Whats a vacuum beater?
     
  15. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    What's next, bikini wax while sipping margaritas?
     
  16. PatBranch

    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    Or maybe riding while drunk. Next people will be drinking all night before races.
     
  17. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    I hit a T bus once while riding my Bike drunk.
     
  18. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Did you hit it after the cut?
     
  19. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    Crystal.
     
  20. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    oh god, that's not work safe! That's not breakfast safe either!
     
  21. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    My wife has this habit of clipping her nails while sitting on the toilet. One time she dropped the clippers. Plop! Guess who got to fish them out?

    Nasty.
     
  22. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Did you have to fight a nice big log for posession of the clippers?
     
  23. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    I've had that happen with books before

    I always wonder when someone loans we a book or you get one from the library and the corners of the pages are wrinkled....
     
  24. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Yeah. You guessed it. The way I figured it, washing my hands up to my elbows with disinfectant soap afterwards was a hell of a lot cheaper than calling a plumber out to extract it.
     
  25. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  26. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    i would have just flushed... and went to buy a new pair
     
  27. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Wow, that's certainly an entry for the log log.
     
  28. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    You don't get as much sympathy if your don't suffer a little.

    Now when I leave my shoes and other junk lying around the living room and she starts to give me hell about it I can bring up the old "well, I had to sift through your s@#% to get those nail clippers..."

    It's all about the martyrdom...
     
  29. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You'd better say her or you're forever banished to the Island of the Spineless Wussies.............
     
  30. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Read the thread directly above yours...

    Spineless Wussies are smarter than you give them credit for.
     
  31. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    A trendy scene for teens consisting of bad music, bad haircuts, bad clothes and guys in chick pants and thongs and the depressed low self esteem girls who love them.

    http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107822
     
  32. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    That's going a bit far for marital ammo, IMNSHO. :D
     
  33. DHS

    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    oh dear...
     
  34. mcA896

    mcA896 Turbo Monkey

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    don't even bother explaining. very complicated.


    i'll give him this, EMOtional
     
  35. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    I think I summed it up pretty well.
     
  36. sunny

    sunny Grammar Civil Patrol

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    I'm a she. :p


    I'll take the EMOtional. Thanks. ;)