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H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
...make sure you clean up before you go.

I was looking around in the cache folders on the comp that I now occupy at my new job.

I found all the Myspace pics of the girl that used to work here - smoking pot, drinking in a limo, hanging all over her ugly friends.

Funny.


I might post them later after I figure out how many there are.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
I exclusively use a U3-enabled thumb drive now with Firefox. Cache is no longer a problem. All of my midget transvestite porn browsing is only available on the firewall logs, never again on my PC.

Please post pictures ASAP. Bonus points if you dig up her MySpace username and we get to see the live page. Quadruple bonus points if you dig up her password and we can log into her account :D
 
macko

macko

Turbo Monkey
Jul 12, 2002
1,191
0
THE Palouse
I'm cleaning up my computers today, this is my last day in the office. Though the only non-work related sites I visited were mainly Ridemonkey and my personal email, how exactly do I go about clearing the cache?
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
macko said:
I'm cleaning up my computers today, this is my last day in the office. Though the only non-work related sites I visited were mainly Ridemonkey and my personal email, how exactly do I go about clearing the cache?
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What browser are you using? What OS?
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
It is a better idea to not put pictures of yourself smoking pot on your work computer, an even better idea to not having pictures taken of yourself smoking the tweed.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
macko said:
I'm cleaning up my computers today, this is my last day in the office. Though the only non-work related sites I visited were mainly Ridemonkey and my personal email, how exactly do I go about clearing the cache?
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For Internet Explorer:

- Menu: Tools/Internet Options
- Click "Delete Cookies" and "Delete Files" and "Clear History"

For Firefox:

- Menu: Tools/Options
- Privacy section
- Cookies tab, click "Clear Cookies Now"
- Cache tab, click "Clear Cache Now"
- History tab, click "Clear Browsing History Now"
 
reflux

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
Westy said:
It is a better idea to not put pictures of yourself smoking pot on your work computer, an even better idea to not having pictures taken of yourself smoking the tweed.
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"Hey bro-ham, are you being holding? Suh-weeet. The Jan is being having the rolling papers if you are being having the weed."
 
SofaKingBanned

SofaKingBanned

Monkey
Aug 31, 2006
347
0
The guy who had my job previously left his resume, cover letters and portfolio on my computers.

He's in for a shock when he eventually realizes that he so very sucks at this line of work and is filing for unemployment.
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
stosh said:
So you work at a vinyard without the fun of making the wine?
Fawk....
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One more time...


H8R DOES NOT WORK AT A VINEYARD. We have a vineyard, (and an olive tree orchard), but I don't work in it.


I'm the shipping manager/contract assistant/default IT dept. (ie office monkey)


We don't have to make wine, but we do. We also get a a bazillion bottles from private wineries that buy our vines. I have a nice 02 Cab Franc waiting at home that a customer brought in last week.
 
loco-gringo

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,887
14
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
H8R said:
One more time...


H8R DOES NOT WORK AT A VINEYARD. We have a vineyard, (and an olive tree orchard), but I don't work in it.


I'm the shipping manager/contract assistant/default IT dept. (ie office monkey)


We don't have to make wine, but we do. We also get a a bazillion bottles from private wineries that buy our vines. I have a nice 02 Cab Franc waiting at home that a customer brought in last week.
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Can you arrange to "ship" me some wine and olive oil?
 
DRB

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
H8R said:
One more time...


H8R DOES NOT WORK AT A VINEYARD. We have a vineyard, (and an olive tree orchard), but I don't work in it.


I'm the shipping manager/contract assistant/default IT dept. (ie office monkey)


We don't have to make wine, but we do. We also get a a bazillion bottles from private wineries that buy our vines. I have a nice 02 Cab Franc waiting at home that a customer brought in last week.
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You're one touchy hippie.
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,106
15,185
Portland, OR
This thread is useless without pics!

I use boot and nuke prior to leaving. Some people have no idea what to do prior to leaving.

A friend of mine had to call the FBI on a former employee because he tried to infect the network prior to leaving when he got fired for being a jackass. I think the actual charge was "corporate sabotage", good times.
 
reflux

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
DRB said:
Poncho? All this time I'm thinking H8R is some bada$$ metal dude when in reality he is poncho wearing, grapevine gardening hippie. Is pathetasad a word?
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Sorry. It's an obscure reference to a Simpson's episode where Homer joins a group of organic juice making hippies. He ends up destroying the operation with a frisbee. it's a classic episode.

H8R is either The Man, or over-compensating for his 5'2" frame. I'll need to see the pic of him and the ex-coworker hittin' the pipe.:happydance:
 
OGRipper

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,735
1,247
NORCAL is the hizzle
Wineries and vineyards are not the same thing, although they often come together. Grapes are grown in vineyards, wineries make wine. There are many people who grow grapes who don't make wine - they sell the grapes to others. There are also many people who make wine who don't grow grapes - they buy the grapes from others. There are also lots of combinations - vineyards that sell some of their grapes and keep some to make wine in their own wineries, and wineries that make wine from grapes grown in their own vineyards and also grapes from others, etc.

Meanwhile, we are still waiting for the pics. :banana:
 
bluebug32

bluebug32

Asshat
Jan 14, 2005
6,141
0
Floating down the Hudson
I'm leaving my job soon, but I don't think the bright blue iMac here is capable of storing anything, much less things I shouldn't be storing. Half of the time it erases the things I try to save anyway :rant:
 
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