We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
They're playing this weekend in SF...I'm thinking of hittin it up. I didn't get tickets when they went on sale cuz I was away snowboarding and I was thinking I'd be up there THIS weekend snowboarding...I gotta see if it's sold out...that'll be an awesome show.
Nothing says Easter like a complete emotional melt-down at mom's house. Screaming, crying, anger, embarrassment. 20 years of unspoken resentment between my folks.
All of this, less than a week before my wedding. The wedding I'm having at her house.
Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,
You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me,
I'm a friend, my love won't bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I'm so eager to please,
Stick with me and I'll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Check my heart before you start,
I don't wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Vibrator! Vibrator!
Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart
D'oh! As if the BEATING I took last night wasn't enough... hahahaha!
Seriously - the show was SO good! Slunt (my new favorite band), Zeke, Corrosion of Conformity, and Motörhead! How sick is that? My ears shall ring for days!
Nothing says Easter like a complete emotional melt-down at mom's house. Screaming, crying, anger, embarrassment. 20 years of unspoken resentment between my folks.
All of this, less than a week before my wedding. The wedding I'm having at her house.
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