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Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,135
8,771
Exit, CO
...losing my hearing, having my ribcage pounded into a metal barricade for five straight hours, and getting my @ss rocked off by Motörhead!!!
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Awesome! Where were they playing?


My turn.

Nothing says "Easter" to me quite like...
...Easter Rabbit Stew. Yummy!
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Nothing says Easter like a complete emotional melt-down at mom's house. Screaming, crying, anger, embarrassment. 20 years of unspoken resentment between my folks.

:(

All of this, less than a week before my wedding. The wedding I'm having at her house.

Yesterday sucked.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Vibrator

Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,

You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me,
I'm a friend, my love won't bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I'm so eager to please,
Stick with me and I'll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start,
I don't wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Vibrator! Vibrator!

Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart
 

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,135
8,771
Exit, CO
jacksonpt said:
I think a nice RM jersey says "Easter" better than anything.
D'oh! As if the BEATING I took last night wasn't enough... hahahaha!

Seriously - the show was SO good! Slunt (my new favorite band), Zeke, Corrosion of Conformity, and Motörhead! How sick is that? My ears shall ring for days!
 

BuddhaRoadkill

I suck at Tool
Feb 15, 2004
988
0
Chintimini Bog
H8R said:
Nothing says Easter like a complete emotional melt-down at mom's house. Screaming, crying, anger, embarrassment. 20 years of unspoken resentment between my folks.

:(

All of this, less than a week before my wedding. The wedding I'm having at her house.

Yesterday sucked.
.... perhaps they are trying to tell you something? :devil: